It has come to my attention that some ladies do not appreciate being woken up by the man in their bed going to town on them. According to The Frisky:
“There’s something creepy and invasive about the idea of waking up with someone’s mouth or sex organ around our lady bits.”
To this I say: Perhaps you are doing it wrong? There is a term for this type of sexing in my bedroom. It is called burglaring. And depending on the situation, it is an entirely welcome addition to the repertoire.
Let me explain. There are some guidelines to make sure you are not inadvertently assaulting your bed partner.