Welcome To Miami! Where the clothes are tiny and neon, the boobs are huge, and everyone has a boat in their backyard like it’s a riding mowers. After meeting our new cast, Miami also seems to have the worst and most obvious plastic surgeries. More
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When it comes to college graduation, there’s one thing that a great GPA does not prepare you for: losing your virginity. But as graduation gets closer, many girls are faced with a question only slightly less terrifying than how to avoid living in their parent’s basement come the end of May. Which is this: Do you qualify as a complete loser if you graduate college with your v-card intact?
As The Simpson’s Reverend Lovejoy would put it, “Short answer: yes, with an if. Long answer: no, with a but.” More