Author Archives: Michael Woodsmall

Lost In Translation: Eye F*cking Isn’t Cheating

Lost In Translation: Eye F*cking Isnât Cheating

Lost in Translation is our weekly column from a college guy’s perspective.
Boy, oh boy, do I ever enjoy myself a good ol’ fashioned across-the-bar tug job. Eye fucking may very well be enough to keep me well behaved and less likely to actually wander or stray outside the nice fenced-in front yard of monogamy.

Look. But don’t touch. The rules are simple enough. And for a man with a wandering eye, it’s nice to have a loose(r) leash when tossing a few back at the bar. More »

Lost In Translation: How Do You Say One Night Stand In Spanish?

Lost In Translation: How Do You Say One Night Stand In Spanish?

Lost in Translation is our weekly column from a college guy’s perspective. Seasonal affective disorder is starting to affect Michael’s sex life, so he took a trip to Argentina to get back into the swing of things…

I live in North Carolina, and fall is far and away my favorite season, especially here, where the fiery reds and oranges of leaves enflame long stretches of road. Even winter is nice around the holiday season. But there are a few excruciatingly long months if you’re all by your lonesome with no one to keep you warm and toasty at night. So when it came time to jump aboard a plane and set off for a much-needed vacation this month, it was just fine by me that I’d be making the hop down south of the equator to Argentina, where the balmy air and revealing outfits howled summer. More »