Author Archives: Tyler Coates

‘Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Doll Recap: There Were Never Such Devoted Sisters

'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: There Were Never Such Devoted Sisters

We’ve come to the end of the first season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Last night the ladies did their best to deliver an epic emotional and dramatic climax culminating with all of the major themes of great literature. There was betrayal! Heartbreak! Sibling rivalry! Sad discarded puppy dogs! And, of course, lots of tears. Please join Crushable’s Barbie Repertory Theatre as we take a look at all of the drama that unfolded on last night’s episode. More »

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Doll Recap: Babies Are The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Doll Recap: Babies Are The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor Armstrong gets emotional, Kyle Richards gets baby-crazy, and Kim Richards comes closer and closer to the brink of madness. Was Lisa Vanderpump as charming as usual? Did Camille Grammer morph into a scaly monster and eat the other wives’ children? Check in with Crushable’s Barbie Repertory Theater recap to find out! More »

‘The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Doll Recap: Every Woman Wants To Marry Frasier Crane!

'The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: Every Woman Wants To Marry Frasier Crane!

Everyone was so angry on last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! The women were in an Empire State of mind as the gritty streets of 42nd and Broadway bought the dramatic side out of these California gurls. Did they make it out of New York City alive? Join Crushable’s Barbie Repertory Theater as we take a look at the best moments of this week’s episode. More »

‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Doll Recap: Our Muppets Take Manhattan

'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: Our Muppets Take Manhattan

Last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got a little heated – it only took five weeks into the season for the housewives to start yelling at each other! But even with that slow burn, the girls are finally realizing everyone loves a good cat fight. This week they all jetted off to New York for a little musical comedy and dramatic screaming. Won’t you join the Crushable Barbie Repertory Theater as we recreate the most exciting moments of this week’s episode? More »

‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap: Let’s Meet Our New Wives!

'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Recap: Let's Meet Our New Wives!

If Bravo has taught us anything over these past years, it’s this: You can’t let a good idea die. And if it starts to lag, just grab some Botox, plump it up and send it back out on TV. This logic is why we now have Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a new version of the series that debuts while Real Housewives of DC (But Mostly Northern Virginia) and Real Housewives of Atlanta are still lingering out there on the airwaves.

For starters, I really wish I had paid more attention in high school math. Those algorithms would have come in handy last night with all the insane angles present on these housewives’ faces. This is one Botoxed bunch, and Taylor Armstrong is first shown having some “filler” injected into her skeletal face so that she can keep her husband to stick around before some new 20-something replaces her. “I’m just being realistic,” she says. Beauty is pain, and there is a lot of pain in Beverly Hills. More »