Trust the Internet to make a bevy of (great) visual jokes about Osama bin Laden‘s death last night, and how badass President Obama looks as a result. Four years ago, Fox News broadcasters were mixing up their names; now, no one will make that mistake again. (Except Fox News.) We’ve found the best memes that have sprung out of America’s momentary triumph over terrorism. More
I’m gonna say it: I miss being average. I know, I know, you guys would say, “Sweetie, you’re beautiful, and so smart!!” OK, scratch the smart part—we all know Annie has that covered. But I doubt even my parents could call me beautiful if they saw me melting into silver puddles and shooting lightning out of my fingers. I miss being normal. I mean, things only changed like…seven months ago.
Here’s some advice: Don’t piss off a truck driver. Especially when his name is Rusty Nail and he’s driving a tank filled with chemicals. I didn’t know! It said “Slusho!” on the side, I thought it was some new energy drink.