Author Archives: Sarah-Violet Bliss

Fan Fiction: Brad And Angelina’s ‘Love’ Notes

Fan Fiction: Brad And Angelina's 'Love' Notes

There’s no denying the fact that we star-obsessed fans of good-looking celebrities are desperate to know the truth behind the relationship of Hollywood golden couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the goodest-looking celebrities of all. Are they blissful or not, People Magazine!? We need to know!!!! The headlines in the past few years have been quite confusing, bouncing back and forth between stories that suggest their relationship is blissful such as “Brad and Angie Look Happy!” while the following week’s headline will suggest the opposite, such as “Jolie Decapitates Pitt During Sexual Relations a la Praying Mantis.” Well now the rumors and controversy end here, More »

An Open Letter to My Friends (Who Are Always Wrong)

An Open Letter to My Friends (Who Are Always Wrong)

Dear friends,
Look, I’m sorry that I’m always right.

Let me start off by telling you that I love you. I love you and I feel like I owe you an apology. I’m getting the feeling that my always being right is hard for you to accept. While I experience my unquestionable correctness as empowering, it poses a threat to the people I love most. I can’t bring myself to say that I’m sorry that I’m always right and you are not, but I’d like to apologize for taking such pleasure in it. I understand the embarrassment you feel when I am right and you are wrong is maximized when I say “I told you so…” or allow a grin to escape me. I’ll admit it’s a little hard for me to truly sympathize as I can’t know exactly how you feel since I’m always right (never wrong) and have never experienced your level of humiliation. But when I imagine how that must feel, the experience is unfavorable to say the least More »