Author Archives: Mike Eide

Reverse Textism

Reverse Textism

Everyone, especially men, should aspire to the Obama Standard of SMS. Before sending messages, one should always proofread the grammar, spelling, capitalization and punctuation of every message, and unless you are in a movie or the woods, do your best to respond in a timely fashion. I’ve only come across a few rare women who are on the Presidential level. For the most part, you ladies are horrrrrible. And here’s why. More »