If you’re a Game of Thrones fan, or even if you’re not, you know the famous line “Where are my dragons?!”, spoken by Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen. In fact, you’ve probably used the same tone of voice to ask where various non-dragon things in your life are, as a specific reference to the scene. For example, just the other day I shouted, “Where are my glasses?!” to no one in particular. And then of course I found them on my head a few seconds later. In a new video for Glamour magazine, Emilia herself pays tribute to the iconic line by asking where various things are, from her kale chips to her Uber.
Glamour really needs to work on getting its cover stars what they need, because Emilia can’t find anything. I mean, really, where is her orange mocha frappuccino? And when she rushes to the bathroom, there’s no toilet paper. Then she just wants to watch some damn Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but the remote’s missing. And don’t even get me started on where Justin Bieber is now that Emilia needs him. I mean, is it too much to say that he’s sorry? Wow, what a douche.
At one point Emilia also asks where her accent is, and it sounds like she’s momentarily transformed into “Callie from the Valley.” What’s that you ask? Oh, you don’t know who Callie from the Valley is? She’s just the fake valley girl Emilia turns into when she doesn’t want to be recognized at Home Depot. How did you not know about Callie from the Valley? You must not be a real Emilia Clarke fan then. I mean, she’s really great. You should know about these things. WHERE IS YOUR RESPECT?