Before we go any further with this, I need to verify that you don’t mind having your childhood ended. Because if you continue scrolling and see these videos of Nick Jonas having very vigorous sex, that’s exactly what’s going to happen.
Because isn’t Nick Jonas like fourteen?? I see now from Google that he’s twenty-two, but only because I didn’t get any results back when I typed in ‘how old was Nick Jonas the last time I was paying attention?’ He was the youngest of the Jonas Brothers, may they rest in peace, so until this moment, I was pretty sure that time froze at the height of their popularity, and he never got any older.
But that dream has been shattered into tiny shards by this minute-long, extraordinarily NSFW video of Nick getting it in with a woman on his upcoming show Kingdom, bouncing nipples in face, bare butts, heavy breathing, awkward cum noises and all. IT’S A LOT.
No no no no no no no no nope. No disrespect to you, Nick, but one thing I really did not need to see today was your fingers in someone else’s butt crack. I mean that’s just me, but I imagine others are with me on this.
And then he finishes?? I need to bleach my brain so hard that it forgets everything it knew about teenaged Nick and everything it knows now about this new Nick who is so aggressively entering this nice young lady. Everything is ruined. This cannot be unseen. Please send help.
xoxo, Alexis (Gossip Girl)
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