Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Make A Red Carpet Appearance, They Can’t Stop Stealing Her Thunder

"Cake" Premiere - Arrivals - 2014 Toronto International Film Festival

Do you ever just feel like you know Jennifer Aniston’s nipples better than you know anyone else in the world? Better than you know yourself? Because I do. I’ve seen them so many times at this point, I’m more likely to correctly identify them in a photo than I am to identify Jen’s face. Show me her face, and there’s a slight chance I’ll guess it’s Colbie Caillat. But show me her nipples, and I’ll immediately shout, “Jennifer Aniston’s nipples!” whether I can see her face or not. And yesterday I got to catch up with my old friends, thanks to a particular top Jen chose to wear on the red carpet.

Let me set the scene for you. Jennifer was on the red carpet yesterday at the Toronto International Film Festival for the premiere of her new movie Cake, and she was wearing a black top. A black top with a rather sheer fabric covering her chest area. And one need not be Sherlock Holmes to deduce that Jennifer is not wearing a bra beneath said fabric. Because those are definitely her nipples peeking through to get a good view of the proceedings.

Gosh, those nipples of hers really do demand attention at all times, don’t they? Wasn’t it enough that they got ten whole seasons showing through her tops on Friends? Because honestly, I don’t think an episode of that show went by where I wasn’t acutely aware of the exact location and size of Jennifer’s nipples, as well as the temperature of the set. Usually with most people you have a general idea of the area, like you know the nipple’s definitely not on their arm, and most likely not on their back either. But with Jennifer there was never any question. There they are. Nice to see she’s letting them continue their time in the spotlight — or in the camera flash, more accurately. Although I’m willing to bet Jennifer is the bane of bra sellers’ existence.

(Photo: Getty Images)

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