Quick, if you had to name someone you’d trade places with in Hollywood who isn’t a celebrity, who would you name? If you said anyone other than a celebrity pet, then you are quite wrong, my friend. Because, if I can’t be a rich and famous human, I’ll take being a rich and famous-by-association animal.
Plus, considering the fact that no one rubs behind my ears currently, being a pet might be better altogether. Exhibit A: visiting the doctor for me is, at best, an inconvenience and, at worst, hell on Earth. But pets have it made in the shade most of the time, getting to visit doctors in the form of places like Florida’s Panda Animal Clinic. The clinic with the most adorable name ever provides integrative medicine for pets and counseling on pet health, nutrition, exercise, surgery, and holistic medicines like acupuncture. It’s a way to care for your pet in a way that brings them at least a little close the level of pampering that these celebrity pets experience.
1. Jessica Simpson
While you scour the internet for 5-minute recipes that won’t give you food poisoning, Jessica’s dog gets custom meals from his human mama’s personal chef.
2. Paris Hilton
When Tinkerbell isn’t living in the crook of Paris’ elbow or one of her purses, Tinkerbell chills in a mini replica of Paris’ mansion. Jeez.
3. Karl Lagerfeld
Sorry that you currently have zero maids, because this cat has two. Also an iPad, just because.
4. George Clooney
Bear in mind that this pig is 300 pounds when I say this next sentence: Max allegedly slept in the same bed as George before Max passed away.
5. Miley Cyrus
Emu sleeps with Miley whenever she’s home, as proven by the sleepy morning selfies she’s always posting with him. Plus, he’s garnered millions of likes on Miley’s Instagram and he hasn’t even been around for that long, yet!
I’ve never been to Italy, but Madonna’s dog has his own $3 million Italian villa. Goodbye.
7. Barack Obama
Bo lives in the freaking White House, so all naysayers are irrelevant.
8. Jennifer Aniston
Jen’s dog Norman had a personal masseuse and, like Jennifer, ate only organic food.
9. Oprah Winfrey
Not to be outdone by literally anyone, Oprah reportedly set up a trust fund for her pups Sadie, Layla, and Lucky. For how much, you ask? Oh a measly $30 million, nothing too exorbitant.
This post is sponsored by Panda Animal Clinic.