• Thu, Aug 28 - 11:48 am ET

The Douche Who Sat Next To Retta At The Emmys Is Now Tweeting Fat Jokes At Her

Alexandrew sitting next to Retta at the 2014 Emmy Awards

Just when I thought the douchebag who sat next to Retta at the Emmy Awards couldn’t get any more repulsive, now he’s tweeting fat jokes at her. AWESOME PERFECT THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

If you follow Retta on Twitter, you know that she’s a big fan of live-tweeting, which is how we came to find out that at the Emmys this past Monday, she was seated next to a particular gem of a nobody who told her she was in the wrong seat, asked her how she got on Parks and Recreation and whether she thought he could get on TV himself via extra work, and then asking her to take a photo with him and follow him on Instagram. It was enough that she finally had to ask security to either move him to another seat or remove him from the venue entirely, it’s not clear to me which.

But regardless, having on-air talent request that you be moved to a different seat because you’re that damn annoying should have been a real wake-up call, right? WRONG. Not if you’re Alexandrew Khazai, who’s retaliated in a super mature way by taking to Twitter to unleash a barrage of unfunny fat jokes at Retta. Just some really impressively repulsive stuff, buddy.

And there you have it, folks. This is why we can’t have nice things, like the opportunity to sit by the hilarious goddess that is Retta. Hope you’re proud of yourself douchelord, but if the LA Times mistaking Retta for Danielle Brooks from OITNB couldn’t ruin her Emmys vibe, then you don’t stand a chance.

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  • Alana Vincenza

    THIS MAKES ME SO GOD DAMN ANGRY. She’s going to take it like a champ though because why would she care what this ridiculous man says? BUT UGH IM PISSED ABOUT IT.

  • Mela80

    Guess who’s looking for attention? Please don’t give it to him – the world we live in someone’s going to reward this @$$ with his own show.

  • sutton

    This dude is seriously trying to go after her on twitter? Does he not know she is basically the Queen of twitter? He is proving everything she thought about him was right and he should have been ejected!

  • http://maitribathbody.com/ Maitri

    Wow. What a t–twaffle.

  • Elizabeth Aspen

    Amazing how many toddlers wearing big-boy pants are walking around the world today being all proud to be assholes.

    • Nbl

      Toddlers are better people than this guy.

  • A_Nicole

    lol i’m so ready for her to destroy him on twitter.
    But I love the implied sass of her retweeting everything he is saying. seriously she gives ZERO FUCKS

  • Guest

    ALEXANDREW???

    • Samantha Escobar

      Seriously I think his parents either hated him or wanted him to turn out exactly like this.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      I know. I KNOW.

  • http://creativefluff.com/ Fred McCoy II

    Why is he tweeting fat jokes with his fat fucking face?