• Thu, Aug 28 - 3:42 pm ET

Here’s A Photo Of Keira Knightley’s Nipples, In Case That Interests You (NSFW)

Keira Knightley topless for Interview Magazine cover September 2014Hi there. Happy Thursday afternoon. Wanna take a look at Keira Knightley‘s nipples? I thought you might, that’s why I invited you over. I find there’s a time in everyone’s life when they want to look at an NSFW picture of bare breasts, and typically that time falls right in the middle of a Thursday afternoon.

Or whenever, if you’re like me. I have that thing where I’m always curious about naked bodies, so pretty much anytime I have an opportunity to see a celebrity topless or bottomless, or any kind of -less, I’ma probably take it. (Assuming, of course, that they were aware of and okay with the photo being taken in the first place. I’m not one of those people who needs to look at creepy stills of celebs on their balconies taken with long-range lenses.) I don’t get anything sexual from it, just have my curiosity satisfied like, “Yup, there are boobs. They are they are right there, I see them. Okay, on to the next part of my day!”

So this Keira Knightley shoot is perfect for me! Her nips have evaded us before, but not this time! She shot it with Patrick Demarchelier for Interview Magazine‘s September cover, and she’s just standing there looking tasteful with wet hair and immaculate skin and bare breasteses in what I’d guess is a pretty cold room. (I’m no scientist, but as I’ve said, I know my way around a tit-pic, okay?)

So yeah! Look at us! Not even 4:00 on a Thursday, and already we’ve seen a pair of breasts and learned that Keira Knightley has a belly button piecing. I don’t know about you, but I feel pretty good about my productivity.

(Photo: Patrick Demarchelier for Interview Magazine)

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  • Guest

    “Her nips have evaded us before, but not this time!” This feels appropriate: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rx44e6-rpeE/UcMXwmE1uLI/AAAAAAAACT8/L_awhdGnIqc/s1600/crying.gif

  • Sara Steinfeld

    Am I the only one who’s actually kind of surprised by the belly button piercing? In all the times that I imagined Keira Knightley’s torso, there was never a piercing in sight.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      I agree! You’ve surprised me, Keira!

  • http://sarahhollowell.com/ Sarah Hollowell

    I’m the same way about naked celebrities! I don’t like the creep shots, but if they post a naked selfie or a photoshoot I have to see it, and not because it turns me on or anything, I’m just really fascinated.

    thank you for helping me feel less creepy :P

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      You’re welcome! Same to you!

  • Jonny

    I’m just going to say it. She can pass as an adolescent boy.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Do you know many adolescent boys with B-cups?

    • Joann

      Keira looks fabulous and should be proud of her body but those boobs are a size A… trust me I know by looking downward and I’m not ashamed of mine just like her.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Maybe so! But I’m betting with the size of her ribcage, the cup is actually B.

    • Guest

      This is not ok.

  • Meredith Hirt

    Her left one is bigger, just like mine! Celebrities – just like us.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Samesies!

  • hannah

    She’s topless in some horror movie from ten years ago…The Pit, or something?

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Oh I’ve never seen it!

    • hannah

      It’s pretty good! On Netflix. It’s “The Hole,” actually.

  • http://danica-joshifer.tumblr.com/ Danica

    The nipples are there, the boobs she forgot at home?

    • becksss

      Uh…you’re cool?