• Wed, Aug 27 - 2:57 pm ET

Jennifer Lawrence Is Going On Tour With Chris Martin, So They Don’t Waste Any Time

Jennifer Lawrence making weird face GIFIt was just two weeks ago that news first leaked that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin were dating, and already J-Law is supposedly planning on going on tour with him? HERE’S YOUR HAT WHAT’S YOUR HURRY?

I don’t know if there’s some sort of impending apocalypse that A-Listers get warning of before the rest of us, but the couple that is Martin Lawrence is wasting absolutely no time with pleasantries like getting to know each other before committing to a tour-ful of travel together across these united states. Mildly disconcerting, considering we still can’t figure out what these two have in common. According to Radar Online, Chris’ band Coldplay will:

“…be announcing in the next several weeks that they are embarking on a tour across the United States to promote their new album, ‘Ghost Stories’. This won’t be a huge tour as the band has done in the past, and will only be stopping in the major markets such as Los Angeles, Chicago and New York.”

Still, that’s quite the commitment for a relationship that’s only about a month old (apparently sparks first flew at a concert on July 1st), especially considering that they’re specifically keeping the tour short so that Chris doesn’t have to be separated from his kids for too long. Seems like Chris could probably be away from his new girlfriend for the same amount of time he was away from his kids, right? But what do I know? I feel like worst case, Gwyneth Paltrow would babysit, but she’s probably worried that J-Law would dig up the whole garden looking for cake.

“Chris doesn’t want to be away from his kids, Apple and Moses. Girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence will be part of the entourage. She has some down time in her schedule at the moment, and is having so much fun with Chris. Chris’ sense of humor has genuinely surprised her, and his band mates really like Jennifer.”

Oookay sure! Free time in the schedule, make each other laugh, and your friends like her. I guess that’s technically enough to build a relationship on, this is all just happening really fast for me. At this rate, they’ll be engaged by October, and I simply shan’t be able to find a dress in time for their wedding.

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  • Claudia Rodriguez

    I really hope they end up married just to see the whole world imploding lol

  • Tpce

    I just want some real proof that they are a couple, everything has been ‘sources’ and PR fluff stories talking about Martin’s side of this supposed couple, nothing from her side and she never addresses rumors anyway. Seems like his team is putting all of this out there. But there has been no concrete evidence to suggest they are dating such as pictures.

    If its proven true then best of luck to them, but again if it is true it seems like a 24yr old on a rebound having a good time and a 37yr old soon to be divorcee with 2 kids dreaming its more then it really is.

    • Mockingjay

      I don’t necessarily view Chris as a love sick puppy dog

    • PaulaJJJ

      Very true and I agree whether real or not he is getting free great publicity to its finest being linked to her, hopefully real or not she sees through it.

    • Mockingjay

      I feel like people so often assume the most ridiculous things out of nowhere. Why would Chris use her? To me he doesn’t seem like the type at all. He seems far more like Justin Theroux to me. Could take or leave the attention and cares much more about the quality of his work and being creative.

    • PaulaJJJ

      Well considering no one knows if this is true everyone is assuming things including me. I do agree with your assessment of Chris Martin and I also think that its true for Jennifer Lawrence as well based on her actions when not promoting movies, they both take or leave the attention and let their craft speak for them. But it seems a little convenient to me in regards to helping Chris’s image because he does have to deal with Gwyneth who is out in the media, as others have said if its real best of luck to them but until there is real proof I tend to think its probably not.

  • Hannah

    This latest report is basically calling Jennifer a Coldplay groupie. If this is true I wonder how she feels about his friends er ‘sources’ saying these things to the media.

    • Name

      I agree. Congrats Jennifer Lawrence! You’ve just gone from a SAG, Golden Globe, and Oscar award winner to an Hollywood A-list celebrity groupie. Now THAT’S something you can brag about on your resume.
      The only thing separating her from any other groupie Martin has had is that Lawrence brings him a lot of free publicity. What a fall from grace. I’m sure her her publicist and studio reps (mainly Lionsgate) are just jumping for joy about this “news”.

    • Hannah

      The thing is though her publicists never comment on rumors and as others have said we still dont know if any of this true as there is no proof of them actually dating other then anonymous sources. Until its proven to be real I tend to not believe it and feel its coming from Martin’s side as its making him look absolutely great.

    • Name

      I realize this. I believe she’ll be at the LA concert, since she lives there, even if she wasn’t supposedly dating Martin. So if she’s seen there, it doesn’t prove or disprove the dating rumors, although Martin’s reps will spin it towards the dating side.
      And what this article didn’t include is that Martin’s supposedly invited her to the Las Vegas show. So that makes 2 concerts out of how many? Is that considered “going on tour”? Until Lawrence is seen at every concert on this tour, this is just more PR hype from Martin’s reps, taking advantage of Lawrence’s fame to gain him and the band more free publicity.

    • Mockingjay

      Coldplay has been around for years!! He is established, he nor his band need the publicity. So many people commenting about all of them and they seem to know nothing.

    • Joann

      Everyone understands this, they are just saying that this news benefits him more then her because its basically calling her a groupie so they think its coming from his side. Its all speculation and no one knows the truth, again until we see pictures or they comment we are left to wonder whats real.

    • Ian

      Coldplay never comment on rumours either, and Chris Martin tends to be a private kind of guy, especially by the standards of the showbiz world.

    • Hannah

      Totally agree but the stories about these two are making him look great. He feels free, rejuvenated, etc. and he is ‘wooing’ her and winning her over; moreover, what is being said makes her look like a groupie which isnt a good thing so I doubt its coming from her side. I just wonder if its not him but his PR team to counter Gwen dating a new guy. Until I see a picture for proof I guess we can enjoy the weekly stories about these two and decide for ourselves.

    • Name

      I definitely believe he’s using Lawrence to get back at Paltrow. She was seen with someone else while he was still alone. Then BAM! we get the big news (on Lawrence’s birthday, no less-talk about a classic PR move) that he’s dating not just anyone, but one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. The timing of this alone makes it highly suspicious and hard to believe.

      Yes, Lawrence can now be considered a groupie, thanks to Martin and his reps. He’s looking better by the day, while Lawrence is looking even more foolish. She seems so clueless, uninterested, and outside of all the behind-the-scenes power games played by celebrities, she likely doesn’t even realize what’s really going on. For her sake, let’s hope she wakes up soon and realizes she’s being taken for a ride by Martin.

  • Kate

    Jennifer Lawrence and Gwyneth Paltrow seem like two polar opposites. I hope he’s not just using her as a palate cleanser.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      I think I’d sign up to be Chris Martin’s palate cleanser any day, but you’re right, I hope he’s serious about her.

    • Kate

      Girrrrrl, in a heartbeat

  • aCongaLine

    WHAT. I live under a rock. This makes no sense. Oy vey.

  • A_Nicole

    how in the WORLD would she have time to go on tour. Damn going from A list to a groupie is not cute on anyone. I’m still waiting for ONE photo of these two together

    • A_Nicole

      I now see the original source is Radar Online…which is in the same league (slightly worse) as E news. If people mag or something comes out with this story then maybe I’ll believe it.

  • Mary Devlin Millar

    I really don’t believe that these two are a couple…at all. I think that it is a PR arrangement on Goop’s part to take the heat off of her stealing a married man away from h is wife of ten years. As for Jennifer Lawrence the groopie????…you’ve got to be kidding me, I mean that’s a quantum leap in judgement about Lawrence and an alleged “relationship” that has not one shred of proof that it even exists.

    • Name

      People know there’s no shred of proof. But these stories now say she’s going on tour with Martin. She’s a Coldplay fan, she’s supposedly dating him, and now is supposedly going on tour. That sounds like a definition of a groupie, if the stories are to be believed at all.

    • Mary Devlin Millar

      But…the stories cannot be be believed largely because they are more than likely FALSE. The definition of a groupie does not apply here when the source is a second or third tier gossip rag. There is no credible proof that this relationship is real. Seriously, think about this logically…how on earth would Lawrence with all of her comittments (Fall Dior commitments alone!l)…Mockingjay promo tour, ten films total ready to enter production between now and 2017?….X-Men Apocalypse…filming, promotion, etc.,..of all the Bullshit spewed by the gossip rags, Jennifer Lawrence going on tour with Martin/Coldplay is by far the most ridiculous.

    • Name

      I agree, they can’t be believed. I know there’s no way with all her press commitments alone (which likely include “Serena”), there’s no way she could go on tour. That doesn’t matter to the tabloids and those eating up these rumors as “fact”. As far as the the tabloids are concerned, reality doesn’t matter, only perception. And with what is being put out there by the them now about her going on tour, she IS being perceived as a celebrity groupie. .

  • Jared

    Have you guys seen her leaked nudes? I’m not sure which I like more her tits or ass… you decide http://www.ifap2.com/jennifer-lawrence-nudes/