• Tue, Aug 26 - 11:52 am ET

Kim Kardashian Is Done Trying To Be Friends With Beyonce, And I’m Sure Beyonce Is Heartbroken

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Guys, I’m starting to worry about Kim Kardashian. She’s taking this grudge against Beyonce for skipping her wedding a little too seriously, at least according to tabloid reports. But as I’ve said time and time again, I don’t believe any rumor or gossip is out of the question for the Kardashians. Including this latest one from Radar Online claiming Kim is so done trying to reclaim Beyonce’s friendship… as if it existed in the first place.

According to a source, there was “no love lost” between the two ladies at the MTV VMAs on Sunday. That was kind of obvious by the way Kim did all but look at her watch during Beyonce’s performance. Of course, she looked equally bored for the entire show, so that’s hardly evidence of bad blood. But apparently Kim still “blames Beyonce for Jay Z skipping their wedding.” Kanye supposedly “considered Jay family.” There were even rumors he’d be the best man. But now Kim wants absolutely nothing to do with the couple:

“Kim has absolutely no use for Beyonce and Jay, and doesn’t think they are worthy to be friends with Kanye.”

What use did she have for them before? Oh right, she was apparently desperate to be BFFs with Beyonce. Like that time she behaved like the Gretchen Wieners to Beyonce’s Regina George at the doctor’s office. Kim may have a reality show and an adorable baby and lots and lots of undeserved wealth, but a friendship with Queen B would be the cherry on top of the fame sundae. Sadly Beyonce didn’t appear to be so into that idea. It also seems like perhaps Jay and Kanye would have their own problems to work through apart from their wives, but sadly they’re both living in their bootylicious shadows.

What I love about Kim’s outrage is that it’s so one-sided and delusional. It’s like watching someone yell at a person with earbuds in who can’t hear a word they’re saying and doesn’t even look up from what they’re doing to pay attention. And then the person yelling walks away in a huff like “I showed them!” and the person with the earbuds removes one and asks, “Hey, was that person talking to me just now?” The person wearing the earbuds in this situation is Beyonce, of course. Obviously they’re diamond-encrusted.

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  • Jessieface

    There is a clip of Jay and Kanye winning an award (possibly a grammy) for their collab that I cannot find. Everyone jumps up and is excited, Jay, Bey, Kanye, and Kim. Bey and Jay Hug, Kim and Kanye Hug, Kanye and Jay Hug, Bey and Kim don’t even look at each other, Kanye Hugs Bey, and Jay looks at kim and they awkwardly smile and shake hands. IT.IS.EVERYTHING.

    • TJ

      This sounds amazing!! If you find it, I will make you cookies!!

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Ugh I’ve seen it but I can’t find it!

    • TJ

      Be a better person!!!!

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Hahahaha!

    • lol

      I believe it was the 2012 BET awards.

    • M_G

      Is this the clip you’re talking about?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH7knEeKIkw

    • A_Nicole

      Damn Beyonce looked away and Jay Z gave a nod. the shade is real

    • Kate

      I AM GIGGLING SO HARD

    • Kate

      SHE GOT THE HEAD NOD. I’m obsessed

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      The best.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      HERO.

    • Jill O’Rourke

      OH MY GOD. I want to watch this on a loop.

    • TJ

      You win the cookies!!!!!!!!! That was amazing…. can I get in four different camera angles with a close-up slow-mo of Bey sitting down while Kim looks longingly/awkwardly at her???

    • Jessieface

      YAAAASSSS!!!

  • A_Nicole

    Even Blue Ivy is too flawless for Kim.
    Although on a scale of 1 to Kanye how mad are Kimye that Blue Ivy is owning the universe after the VMAs? What crazy thing do you think they will torture North by northwest with to upstage her?

    • Jill O’Rourke

      All scales from now on should be “1 to Kanye.” Love it.

  • Craig Robinson

    Lol who comes up with this bull$hit?!

    • Jill O’Rourke

      Oh my god, Craig Robinson, I love your work!

  • Myndee

    Mean Girls is so 2004, Kim is going to go all Ali/A on Beyoncé, because her sister said PLL is hot right now, and we have all seen how obsessed she is with her younger sister and being hot this moment. And Kim is a total sociopath and would do something a character from a TV show would do to get back at her made up friend. P.S. what ever happened to the 39 other BFFs Kim’s had over the last 3 years? Where’s LaLa Anthony, or that Brittney G girl or whoever she’s hanging on to at the moment because they’re dating or married to that months boyfriend/husband?