Screw Your Ovaries And Watch This GIF Of Blue Ivy Doing The ‘Single Ladies’ Dance

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There are no words to describe how I’m feeling after seeing Blue Ivy at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight. Sure, sure, Beyonce did a good job too during her finale performance. But we expected that. Never has she ever gotten on stage and managed not to wow us into inferiority. But seeing Blue Ivy sitting in the audience on Jay-Z’s lap was a twist. And seeing her do the signature “Single Ladies” dance move during “Flawless” was a gift from the heavens above. A gift that resulted in my ovaries quickly packing a suitcase and exiting my body so that they could explode a safe distance away from me. Which happened the exact second Blue Ivy congratulated her mother on stage and said “go Mommy.”

So Beyonce, what I’m trying to say is, you better watch out…because your baby just stole the show from you. And I have a feeling that she’s only getting started.


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    • tracie m.

      Uh. That was not “Single Ladies”, that was “Flawless”.

      • Jenni

        Yes, you are correct! I edited it to clarify!

        P.S – this why I don’t usually blog past my bedtime.

    • A_Nicole

      add blue ivy to the list of toddlers that are cooler than the average human. See also Harper Beckham and Prince George

    • Alexis Rhiannon


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    • capoupascap

      She is pretty adorable but honestly all I see is PR driven publicity stunt with Blue being there, helping present the award, the home movie thing. And oh my goodness why is that child not wearing ear protection? I’m assuming its similarly noisy as a concert but mayb not…..ETA I remember when they wouldn’t even show her face, now she has become their pawn.

      • Jenni

        Oh it’s 100% calculated. Beyonce knows what the people want and she knows how to give it to them better than anyone else.

    • WhatNTheHell

      That was adorbs.