Taylor Swift And John Mayer Are Maybe Reuniting, So Sit Up And Pay Attention

Taylor Swift saying shut the fuck up to Selena Gomez VMAs 2013Are you going through a mid-day slump right now? Don’t lie, we all are. We’re sagging in front of our computers, mentally strolling into the Starbucks in our mind palace and ordering a triple-shot espresso. I feel ya. But what if I were to tell you that Taylor Swift and John Mayer might be seeing each other again? That would perk up your little ears, right? I hope so, otherwise we aren’t friends anymore.

Anyway, all your wildest dreams are about to come true, because there’s a very solid chance that Taylor and John had dinner together last night at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. They left separately (although The Cut has a picture very saucily spliced together in a way that makes it look like they shared a car), but honestly, if you’re eating at that old chestnut, it’s not like you’re trying to fly under the radar. That place is the poster child for celebrity hot spots.

But just as we here at Crushable were getting all riled up at the idea of them playing a round of earnest footsie under their candlelit table and comparing verses from ‘Dear John’ and ‘Paper Doll‘, the songs that they allegedly wrote about their brief, whimsical time together, her rep has to step on the scene and ruin everything:

“Taylor was with Lily Aldridge and never saw Mr. Mayer at Chateau Marmont.”

HARRUMPH. Fine. If that’s the way you want to play it, I’ll stop rewriting ‘Shake It Off’ in my head to make it a parody poking fun at their relationship.

“The haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate / and John Mayer gonna play play play play play”

…but wouldn’t that be amazing though? It’s not too late! Get out the way and let these two be together, Lily Aldridge, you codfish!

(Image: perezhilton)

Share This Post:
    • Sara Steinfeld

      I will never be able to think about Lily Aldridge without thinking about codfish (or Captain Hook) ever again after reading this.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Haha, success!

    • Alana Vincenza

      Welppppp “Shake It Off” is now stuck in my head. THANKS ALEXIS.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        You’re so welcome.

    • Olivia Wilson

      Oooh burn, her rep called him “Mr. Mayer,” as if her were some old high school English teacher whose class she hated.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I know! Taylor and Mr. Mayer!

    • avalon

      Come on Alexis…you’re the one who said out of all her exes John Mayer had the worst hair. Right? And right now Taylor only wants a guy with hella good hair. So you should have known in her quest for world domination she would never look back at the one you said had the worst hair. Hair wise im still betting on the Kennedy kids Camelot hair. Just think about it, Taylor will still be in her 20s when he graduates Harvard Law. By then she’ll probably be a billionaire and no one can say shes dating a High School kid.. hummm this might be part of her long term diabolical strategy to become America’s Princess.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Haha yeah, good call. I never should have fallen for it!