There’s been some real Mean Girls-worthy stuff going on between Kim Kardashian and Beyonce in the rumor mill recently. You might recall that Beyonce and Jay-Z didn’t attend Kimye’s wedding back in May, and Kim later told Jimmy Kimmel that someone (who she wouldn’t name) had canceled last minute, which was really inconvenient since they had the guests’ names carved into the marble table.
It seemed like maybe Kim was talking about Beyonce, and according to a new In Touch report, Kim purposely called Bey out because she “thinks Beyonce’s a fake,” and she’s “done playing nice.” A supposed “friend” of Kim (who I will always assume is Kris Jenner in a disguise) said that “Beyonce humiliated her” and Kim “will never forgive Beyonce unless she gets a public apology.” Oh yeah, if there’s one thing Beyonce most definitely cares about, it’s getting Kim Kardashian’s forgiveness. It must keep her up at night. I’m sure she’ll get right on that immediately, after she trains all those pigs to fly.
And according to another source, an apology from Beyonce is about as likely as we think it is:
“Beyoncé can’t stand Kim,” another insider tells the mag. “She thinks Kim got famous from a sex tape, while Beyoncé has worked since she was 5 to get to where she is today. Beyoncé thought that being photographed at Kim’s wedding would have made Kim look good and her look bad.”
And we all know that no one can be permitted to look better than Beyonce, especially when that person’s last name is Kardashian. Sorry Kim, but Beyonce is a little too busy to apologize to you right now. She’s got a lot of Photoshopping to do on her Instagram photos, as well as a rumored divorce to distract people from and whole lot of sparkly outfits to accessorize with sassy facial expressions. I’m certain that “publicly apologize to Kim Kardashian” isn’t even at the bottom of her to-do list.
I’m actually just a little upset for that poor marble table. If anyone deserves an apology, it’s him. Yeah, I said him. Want to argue?