Kim K Wants A Public Apology From Beyonce For Skipping Her Wedding, I’m Sure Beyonce Will Get Right On That

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There’s been some real Mean Girls-worthy stuff going on between Kim Kardashian and Beyonce in the rumor mill recently. You might recall that Beyonce and Jay-Z didn’t attend Kimye’s wedding back in May, and Kim later told Jimmy Kimmel that someone (who she wouldn’t name) had canceled last minute, which was really inconvenient since they had the guests’ names carved into the marble table.

It seemed like maybe Kim was talking about Beyonce, and according to a new In Touch report, Kim purposely called Bey out because she “thinks Beyonce’s a fake,” and she’s “done playing nice.” A supposed “friend” of Kim (who I will always assume is Kris Jenner in a disguise) said that “Beyonce humiliated her” and Kim “will never forgive Beyonce unless she gets a public apology.” Oh yeah, if there’s one thing Beyonce most definitely cares about, it’s getting Kim Kardashian’s forgiveness. It must keep her up at night. I’m sure she’ll get right on that immediately, after she trains all those pigs to fly.

And according to another source, an apology from Beyonce is about as likely as we think it is:

“Beyoncé can’t stand Kim,” another insider tells the mag. “She thinks Kim got famous from a sex tape, while Beyoncé has worked since she was 5 to get to where she is today. Beyoncé thought that being photographed at Kim’s wedding would have made Kim look good and her look bad.”

And we all know that no one can be permitted to look better than Beyonce, especially when that person’s last name is Kardashian. Sorry Kim, but Beyonce is a little too busy to apologize to you right now. She’s got a lot of Photoshopping to do on her Instagram photos, as well as a rumored divorce to distract people from and whole lot of sparkly outfits to accessorize with sassy facial expressions. I’m certain that “publicly apologize to Kim Kardashian” isn’t even at the bottom of her to-do list.

I’m actually just a little upset for that poor marble table. If anyone deserves an apology, it’s him. Yeah, I said him. Want to argue?

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    • Jenni

      “which was really inconvenient since they had the guests’ names carved into the marble table.” And this is why we don’t do place settings by carving names into tables.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        At least Kim learned her lesson, so she can avoid it at her next wedding.

    • sutton

      Umm who does Kim actually think would side with her over Beyonce in a public feud? Beyonce, who is basically queen of the world or a reality star whom most people think will be divorced from her 3rd husband, who is primarily responsible for the limited respect she is getting currently, in less than a year?

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Well when you put it like that…

    • Jessieface

      …..but its not a big deal that YOUR OWN BROTHER left your wedding the night before you took the plunge? I’m sure his name wasn’t carved into the table, anyway.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Kim has a brother?

      • Jessieface

        Sorry, supporting male cast mate.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Haaahaha perfect GIF.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        It was calling to me.

    • Jessieface

      Also this reminds me of that nonfued that took place between Eminem and Nick Cannon, where Nick Cannon said he would ruin Eminem’s career for disrespecting MiMi. And Eminem basically told Nick he needed to get his own career before he destroyed anyone else’s.

    • M_G

      I don’t think Kim actually expects an apology from Beyonce. I just think she has a quota for the number of times per day she has to bring her up in conversation/interviews. I wonder (KRIS) whose idea (KRIS) it is to (KRIS) constantly have Kim (KRIS) and Beyonce’s names appear together (KRIS) in various media outlets?

    • ronny

      She serious? I’m amazed that anyone showed up after that first train fell apart. Plus didn’t her own brother bail on her? Family before friends right?

    • Kate

      I doubt Beyonce cancelled last minute. She’s a million times too classy for that. I’m sure she declined so respectfully that Kim thought it was her idea for them not to come.

      • Kate

        My vote is Brody Jenner or maybe Rob

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