You guys, something crazy happened while I was sitting here eating generic Oreos (which means I might have saved a dollar, but I also saved myself from eating something that’s actually tasty), minding my own business and stalking people on Instagram. Do you want to know what it was? Are you ready for it? Ughhhh I don’t know if you can handle it, because it’s so good I had to put down my disgusting fookie (read: Fake Cookie) and type this up immediately: Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have resumed their friendship. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. (Spoiler alert: it means SO MUCH.)
Approximately 10 hours ago, Selena posted a random video that didn’t look like anything special until I glanced at the caption and saw she credited Taylor with the narration. Taylor Swift narrated this weird video of coyotes howling at the moon and it is glorious. Not just because Taylor actually has a surprisingly stellar broadcast-y voice, but because it means she and Selena were frolicking amidst the full moonlight, holding hands and sharing secrets like the good ol’ days B.B. (That’s “Before Bieber”, for all of you science-deniers out there.)
Do you know what else this means? It means Selena is well on her way to a better life path, will probably embrace her grandparents again any day now, re-hire her parents as managers, and will never have anything to do with Justin Bieber ever again. Okay, so it doesn’t really mean any of those things at all. But with Taylor Swift being on a major PR upswing these days (if *I* can fall back in love with her, she must be doing something right), I have hope that Selena will stop going through whatever (admittedly alarming) thing she was going through and hop on the Taylor Swift Happiness Express.
Let world peace commence, please and thanks.