Karlie Kloss, Victoria’s Secret Model And Taylor Swift BFF, Wants You To Know She’s On Team Orlando

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Or maybe Karlie Kloss doesn’t want you to know, since she deleted all evidence of which side she stands on in the Bieber/Bloom Fisticuffs Scandal of 2014 pretty much immediately after posting.  But we see you, girl! (Gotta H/T Alexis here for being on top of it!) So to get back on track, here’s what we know about Karlie right now: 1. She’s a Victoria’s Secret model (just like Miranda Kerr!); 2. She’s Taylor Swift‘s best friend (this will make even more sense later on in this post); 3. She’s another celebrity under the impression that if you delete a post on social media, it didn’t happen.  Sigh.

Late last night, Karlie posted the following photo on Instagram, then of course quickly deleted it:

Karlie Kloss Instagram

LOLOL. I don’t know about you guys, but this picture reeks of Taylor Swift.  And not in a bad way, because I, too, hate the Biebs along with her and 99% of America.  But Justin Bieber hasn’t caused me the loss of an actual friendship (though it might cause me the loss of a niece, because she still lurves him UGH), and we all know Selena Gomez is hanging with a very Taylor-less crowd these days (one that includes Other Models and also Orlando Bloom. Making sense now? Good.).  Speaking of friends, I’m also assuming this post means Karlie and Miranda might not be that tight.  Which is really disappointing for me, because I’ve always pictured all the Victoria’s Secret models having sexy slumber parties and pillow fights in their spare time.

Even though Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber in the face a whole three days ago at this point, I’mma sit back with my popcorn and wait for more gems like this to appear.  Miranda? You’re up.

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    • bambi

      She is so gorgeous, it breaks my heart.

      • Cassandra Hough

        Agreed. Gonna go roll around in my own ugliness now, BYE.

    • jenny

      Tbh,I don’t think Selena-Orlando or Miranda-Bieber ever happened. I just think Bieber is causing trouble.

      Also, http://instagram.com/p/qhg1IJkSmI/

      • kk

        Me too! I feel like we have enough evidence of Bieber’s behaviour to conclude he’s quite probably just being a little shithead.

        I would bet he WANTED to get with her, and so this little shindig makes people think he did, which can help make him feel like he actually did.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      I SEE YOU.

      • Cassandra Hough

        NO ONE IS SAFE.

    • sutton

      It seems like everyone is on Team Orlando. I am sure he doesn’t care because he has no idea what consequences are but I wonder if Bieber will ever have to face up to the fact that pretty much everyone was thrilled someone tried to punch him in the face.

      Also all celebrities know nothing is ever erased from the internet so I think sometimes they delete things to get more attention for the post. I am waiting for Miranda to address this in some way. Yeah they are divorced but I don’t remember it being an ugly breakup and he is the father of her child so wouldn’t she defend him in some way? Then again she slept with the douche man child so….