When the entire world erupted with congratulations for Orlando Bloom after he took a swing at Justin Bieber earlier this week, it got us thinking, here at Crushable, about the most annoying celebrities out there.
The ones we’d like to flick on the side of the head or drop a bucket of water on or look in the eye and shake and say LOOK WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME WHAT EVEN ARE YOU. You know, normal stuff like that. But barring my ability to do any of those things and stay out of jail for assault, wouldn’t it be great to just erase someone’s presence from the internet completely? Never hear another dumb interview from them, or see their self-obsessed Instagram, or read about their ‘effortless’ post-baby bod? That’s the dream, truly.
And a lot of you guys thought so too, and you told us about it in our open thread! So without further ado, here are the twenty people (in addition to Justin Bieber, obviously, because I said he wasn’t an option) whom Crushable readers would like to erase from the internet. Please and thank you.
1. Chris Brown
Don’t like him, don’t need him, could do without him. VANISH THYSELF!
2. Robin Thicke
Robin Thicke. (surprised nobody’s mentioned him yet.)
3. The Kardashian-Jenner Family
I’d say the entire Kardashian/Jenner crowd, because their fame and fortune is based upon absolutely nothing but the desire for desperate people to peek in at their lives. Children die of starvation, but we’ve made the Kardashians rich. It’s a disgusting glimpse at our society…
Edited to add a smiley because I got too serious
4. Jeremy Meeks
He’s not really “famous” per say, but my vote would be Jeremy Meeks, aka “Hot Mugshot Guy”. And the reason for that isn’t so much that he’s a dangerous convicted felon (although that’s a good enough reason all on it’s own) but more because every time I hear about him, I am reminded about all that is wrong with our society.
5. James Franco
James Franco James Franco James Franco. I wanna toss his smug face off the Internet.
6. Lady Gaga
Luckily it seems like it may be actually happening irl: Lady Gaga
7. Jenny McCarthy
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I have a lot of fun reading about your crazy celebs, fellow american gossipers. But I have to answer: Jenny McCarthy. Cause of her harmful involvement with the anti-vaccination movement, that’s why.
(Luckily it’s not a real thing around here, and I hope it stays that way.)
8. Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill, but just until he got over himself. Then he’d be allowed back.
9. Bill Cosby
There are just so many choices…the whole Kardash/Jenner family would be a good pick. Chris Brown and Robin Thicke too. Basically any celebrity that is abusive and gets away with it, so I’m gonna go Bill Cosby.
10. Mary Kate Olsen
Mary-Kate Olsen, I think I could be a better twin to Ashley.
Madonna. Her musical output is completely outweighed by the annoying, stupid, and insanely self-absorbed things she says and does.
12. Dave Coulier
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Dave Coulier! He practically threatened my life that one time. And thus effectively ruined my childhood and Nick-At-Nite binge-watchings.
13. John Mayer
Taking away the choice of Justin Bieber from this open thread is like taking away the choice of Beyonce from “Who is the human embodiment of God”?
However, I shall persevere, and say…John Mayer. And Kim Kardashian.
14. Neil Patrick Harris
Because ugh. I’m over him. I get it, he’s a talented performer and has adorable children. But meh…
Annnnd now for a few presented without comment.
15. Roman Polanski
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16. LeAnn Rimes
From Twitter user @Karma_Rose_.
17. Jennifer Lawrence
From Lena A. Santos.
18. Rush Limbaugh
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From Mystik Spiral.
19. Taylor Swift
20. Miley Cyrus
From Lena A. Santos.
And there you have it! Did we miss anyone?