20 Celebrities Our Readers Want To Erase Permanently From The Internet

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When the entire world erupted with congratulations for Orlando Bloom after he took a swing at Justin Bieber earlier this week, it got us thinking, here at Crushable, about the most annoying celebrities out there.

The ones we’d like to flick on the side of the head or drop a bucket of water on or look in the eye and shake and say LOOK WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME WHAT EVEN ARE YOU. You know, normal stuff like that. But barring my ability to do any of those things and stay out of jail for assault, wouldn’t it be great to just erase someone’s presence from the internet completely? Never hear another dumb interview from them, or see their self-obsessed Instagram, or read about their ‘effortless’ post-baby bod? That’s the dream, truly.

And a lot of you guys thought so too, and you told us about it in our open thread! So without further ado, here are the twenty people (in addition to Justin Bieber, obviously, because I said he wasn’t an option) whom Crushable readers would like to erase from the internet. Please and thank you.

1. Chris Brown

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Me:

Don’t like him, don’t need him, could do without him. VANISH THYSELF!

2. Robin Thicke

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anona:

Robin Thicke. (surprised nobody’s mentioned him yet.)

3. The Kardashian-Jenner Family

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fantasymother:

I’d say the entire Kardashian/Jenner crowd, because their fame and fortune is based upon absolutely nothing but the desire for desperate people to peek in at their lives. Children die of starvation, but we’ve made the Kardashians rich. It’s a disgusting glimpse at our society…

Edited to add a smiley because I got too serious :-)

4. Jeremy Meeks

Jeremy Meeks

M_G:

He’s not really “famous” per say, but my vote would be Jeremy Meeks, aka “Hot Mugshot Guy”. And the reason for that isn’t so much that he’s a dangerous convicted felon (although that’s a good enough reason all on it’s own) but more because every time I hear about him, I am reminded about all that is wrong with our society.

5. James Franco

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Sam:

James Franco James Franco James Franco. I wanna toss his smug face off the Internet.

6. Lady Gaga

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Marbolous:

Luckily it seems like it may be actually happening irl: Lady Gaga

7. Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy hosting pool party in Vegas July 2014(Photo: DJDM / WENN.com)

Vera:

I have a lot of fun reading about your crazy celebs, fellow american gossipers. But I have to answer: Jenny McCarthy. Cause of her harmful involvement with the anti-vaccination movement, that’s why.
(Luckily it’s not a real thing around here, and I hope it stays that way.)

8. Jonah Hill

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Olivia:

Jonah Hill, but just until he got over himself. Then he’d be allowed back.

9. Bill Cosby

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Alexandra Mitchell:

There are just so many choices…the whole Kardash/Jenner family would be a good pick. Chris Brown and Robin Thicke too. Basically any celebrity that is abusive and gets away with it, so I’m gonna go Bill Cosby.

10. Mary Kate Olsen

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Jenni:

Mary-Kate Olsen, I think I could be a better twin to Ashley.

11. Madonna

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MCR:

Madonna. Her musical output is completely outweighed by the annoying, stupid, and insanely self-absorbed things she says and does.

12. Dave Coulier

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Cassy:

Dave Coulier! He practically threatened my life that one time. And thus effectively ruined my childhood and Nick-At-Nite binge-watchings. :-(

13. John Mayer

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Bambi:

Taking away the choice of Justin Bieber from this open thread is like taking away the choice of Beyonce from “Who is the human embodiment of God”?
However, I shall persevere, and say…John Mayer. And Kim Kardashian.

14. Neil Patrick Harris

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Jessieface:

Because ugh. I’m over him. I get it, he’s a talented performer and has adorable children. But meh…

Annnnd now for a few presented without comment.

15. Roman Polanski

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From capoupascap.

 16. LeAnn Rimes

From Twitter user @Karma_Rose_.

17. Jennifer Lawrence

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From Lena A. Santos.

18. Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh introducing judges at Miss America pageant conference January 2010(Photo: Judy Eddy / WENN.com)

From Mystik Spiral.

19. Taylor Swift

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From Becks.

20. Miley Cyrus

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From Lena A. Santos.

And there you have it! Did we miss anyone?

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    • Alana Vincenza

      NPH?! I object!

      • Katie

        NPH is a saint! How could anyone be “over” him?!?! He is adorable and so is his family.

    • Napoleon

      Blake Lively, Mila Kunis, Young Jizzle, Cameron Diaz, Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger, Ashton Kutcher, Alec Baldwin, Katy Perry, Seth Rogen and Adam Levine can certainly be honorable mentions.

      • erica

        Out of all of those you mentioned, I agree with these: Katy Perry ( there is a video of her hitting,er,attacking, a pinata a a children’s party.) Alec Baldwin and Seth Rogan are all on my list. The rest are ok.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I’m into all of these except Mila Kunis.

      • Katie

        I am 100% for pretending that Blake Lively & Cameron Diaz don’t exist.

    • Disney-freak

      I guess most of these are understandable, but Taylor Swift isn’t that bad? I mean yeah, she writes about her exes but I think it’s one of the only thing she has experiences from (idk) and she seems kind of sweet. I’d prefer a break from her, but didn’t she just have one yet, she’s alright, she kept calm and let’s face her. She’s talented. She’s sweet and kind. I’m ok with her, she’s ok.

      • Katie

        She seems too sweet and that’s really annoying.

    • Mockingjay

      I would say Bill O’Reilly

      But I have to mention Jenny McCarthy was never anti-vaccine.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        What now?

      • rockmonster

        I smell bullshit.

      • rockmonster
      • Mockingjay

        What I said is true and your link basically proved that.

      • rockmonster

        I agree with Bill O’Reilly. Can we also add Santorum and Hannity to the list?

      • fantasymother

        And we’ll make all of them live in an unventilated hole in the ground, inviting Limbaugh. We’ll get him by claiming it’s for a children’s book award – just like the last one when he asked his listeners to vote for him – even though the votes were supposed to come from actual children.

        He won, of course. I want to remove his cochlear implants – the hard way.

      • MCR

        No, she’s not, but to understand that would require both listening to what she actually says and looking into both sides of the issue to some extent, and it’s much simpler just to oversimplify the question and make everybody either “pro” or “con.”

    • C

      That’s got to be the best gif you could have picked, considering we just talked about NPHs talk show comments, how he would be “bored”. Love it.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Hahaha it’s all for you.

    • mimi

      The fact that no one mentioned Lindsay Lohan is good news in my book because the way I see it she is not even registering in anyone’s thoughts anymore.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Goooood call.

    • tommy Udo kier

      Kevin Smith

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Nice addition!

    • erica

      Nope you didn’t forget anyone, but personally,i think Miley Cyrus shouldabeenyournumberone.

    • M.

      Jennifer Lawrence???…why?. Lawrence is very talented, has a great reputation in Hollywood and really knows how to disappear when not promoting a film. Jennifer Lawrence on this list makes absolutely no sense.

      • Mockingjay

        She can’t be everyone’s cup of tea. I enjoy a lot of her movies but her exposure in media and fans are over the top IMO. I think because she’s so well liked she’s everywhere. Maybe not now, before up until recently I felt it. I think this is why people don’t like Beyonce, I know how they feel :)

    • fantasymother

      I can’t believe I forgot Limbaugh, the most bombastic piece of crap ever to claim residency on this planet.

      Thank you, Mystik Spiral, for adding his name.

    • Katie

      I’m assuming Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t been mentioned because everyone’s just pretending she doesn’t exist? (bc I am 100% for this)

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Ooh I actually forgot about her!

      • MCR

        Maybe you’ll start a trend.

    • Lauryn

      Taylor and Jennifer are angels.

    • Nbl

      Can I add Beyonce?

    • PMarcasiam

      Interesting information about Alexis Rhiannon: She belongs to Upright
      Citizens Brigade and held a training session for kids. She was accused
      of molesting a 13 year old girl named Afrat and is currently under
      investigation. This is the second time Alexis has been accused of doing
      this.She was arrested for hooking up with underage teenage girls on the
      Internet in 2011. It is amazing that any site lets her write for them.

      • M_G

        I’ve noticed that you’ve spammed this post across several blogs. Have YOU noticed that nobody is impressed or taking you seriously? Did you also know that slander is a liable offense? Just curious.

    • Jennifer

      I think Jason Biggs needs a break……

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Absolutely right.

    • Tpce

      Everyone but Taylor and Jennifer fit this bill, I just can’t say they are annoying because to me its the people who are douches, do things to garner attention, famous for nothing, aggressive, talk out their ass about topic they shouldn’t, etc. Naming these two is too easy.
      Taylor doesn’t come across as loud mouth nothing who is popular for no reason, she seems like a nice girl who has figured out how to use the paps to her advantage. And to me Jennifer is quirky but in a good way even though some don’t agree, its not her fault that if she sneezes its reported by the whole interwebs, she actually tries to shy away from the media when not promoting a movie.
      Here are some way in my mind:

      Justin Beiber
      Selena Gomez
      Goopy
      Lena Dunham
      Shailene Woodley just for her feminist take
      Blake Lively
      Duck Dynasty dad Phil
      Ellen DeGeneres – only if you think Taylor and Jennifer are bad as well
      Jared Leto
      Rhianna
      Kayne West – if you don’t include him in Kartrashian family
      Beyoncé and Jay Z

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