Zac Efron Is Supposedly Broke And Only Dating Michelle Rodriguez For Her Money

Zac Efron shrugging GIFApparently we really can’t get our brains around the fact that Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez are dating, because we’re still busy spinning through possible reasons for that to be happening. The newest one? Zac is broke, and he’s using Michelle for her money. UH HUH.

According to Star, Zac has ‘partied through the bulk of his estimated $18 million fortune’, but his insatiable hunger for money and PARTY PARTY PARTY has not been sated, and he needs more. Thus, their recent vacation to Italy, where Michelle reportedly ‘picked up most of the tab’. (Impromptu dance parties don’t come cheap, my friends.) According to an ‘insider’:

“Zac has been pretty broke while waiting for his share of the profits from Neighbors to come through. Michelle, on the other hand, hoards her money.”

You guys. We have to stop this, we’re embarrassing ourselves. Zac is waiting for his salary for his last movie to come through? Where is it now? In a boat steaming its way here? I can’t imagine that Hollywood is still bouncing checks from movies that opened way back in March. But sure! I guess Zac should count himself lucky that Michelle fills her cheeks with gold bullion to last her through the cold cold winters between Fast and Furious films. What an intelligent little sugar mama.

Supposedly Michelle ‘has no qualms about shelling out the cash, [but] her friends are worried that she’s being played.’

“Michelle thinks Zac will pay her back as soon as his paycheck comes in, but everyone is convinced that he’ll drop her before then. He’s just living the luxurious life with her while he can.”

You guys, no! You’re driving yourselves crazy dreaming up scenarios where it makes sense for Michelle and Zac to be smooching on a yacht, but at some point we have to accept that it doesn’t make sense! Whether or not Zac is broke, it’s not about that, and it’s not about Michelle comforting him after his Vanessa Hudgens breakup, or Michelle trying to make Cara Delevingne jealous.

It’s a fakelationship, plain and simple — the two of them messing with us! — and the sooner we all accept that, the sooner you’ll be sleeping through nights again.

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    • Elizabeth Aspen

      How did this kid even have $18 million to begin with? I can name one movie he’s been in and I didn’t even see it.

      • Jenni

        He was three documentaries about a high school where everyone has clear skin and a great voice!

      • JenH1986

        I would think he could live off royalties from that shit for life.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        On an unrelated note, I was just thinking about how expensive drugs are! Y’know what I mean, guys???

      • Kate

        He’s actually starred in several fairly high profile – or at least, heavily marketed – films over the last 10 years. I was surprised he wasn’t worth more, to be honest.

      • itpainsme2say

        I am really curious as to which movie you’re thinking of, my guess is the sparks movie.

    • Napoleon

      …or she’s the only one who he can trust to beard for him. I otherwise would never speculate about someone’s sexuality but this relationship is completely off the radar. It makes more sense when I consider the fact that Michelle Rodriguez felt like she had to shield her sexuality from the public eye as well.

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    • grumpy

      you dumb idiot, it’s share of profits he’s waiting for, not his salary. Learn to read before you pretend you can write. SHeesh.

    • Beverly Ann Clark

      Zac Efron I like to asking you about Zac with me.i was waiting for him longer and longer for him.

    • THANK YOU!!!!

      Finally the truth. FYI their little stint at Ibiza did you notice who the young boys were with them in EVERY picture? The 2 boys in EVERY photo who everyone seems to ignore are the Socialite openly gay brothers “The Brant Brothers”. Peter Brant is days away from turning 20 and Harry is 17. So let’s address the real issue here. Why is Zac Efron hanging out with minors and openly gay boys for that matter?? Why are they in every picture with Zac and Mrod? Why is Mrod who is 35 playing Jet ski with a 19 year old? Give me a break!? This is craziness. If you don’t know the notorious Brant Brothers look them up. The socialite Billionaire Sons much like the Hilton sisters were years ago. Stuck up snobby spoiled brats and openly GAY! It’s not like it’s UNCLEAR! Address the real stuff going on here “People” because this story just gets better and better the more I investigate. It’s clear they are both in the closet and just playing some stupid game which is sad because I’m sure their agents have something to do with it. Do they have the same agents? Hmm. This is just the most outrageous most unbelievable stunt Hollywood has EVER done! CRAZY