The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer premiered this morning. Did you watch? Are you excited? Do you think Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan will fall asleep mid-sex-scene? I guess we’ll have to wait until Valentine’s Day to find out. In case you couldn’t tell, I wasn’t exactly thrilled with what I saw, not that I was expecting much. My lady parts and the section of my brain that determines whether a movie looks good were both very disappointed and honestly quite bored.
But enough about what I thought. It’s time to talk about what the most important people in the world thought — the people on Twitter. There were plenty of reactions to peruse, and we rounded up the ones we thought put the funniest spin on the trailer. And honestly, is there really any other kind of spin to put on it?
FYI- I just watched the “Fifty Shades of Grey” trailer and it does NOT look like a family movie.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) July 24, 2014
I’m excited to read the IMDb parental guide for this title.
That Fifty Shades of Grey trailer makes Me want to ban fornication all over again. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 24, 2014
Oh God. You so silly.
Just watched the “Fifty Shades of Grey” trailer, and I think Dakota Johnson’s character needs to brush up on her journalism ethics. — Rick Porter (@Zap2itRick) July 24, 2014
And also having life behind her eyes.
My timeline is full of a lot of people announcing that they’re not going to go see Fifty Shades of Grey.
— Carina MacKenzie (@cadlymack) July 24, 2014
Sure, they say that now.
Can’t wait to see “Fifty Shades of Grey” in theaters with my grandma. She’s a huge fan. What’s it about?
— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) July 24, 2014
Should we tell him?
To all those people who get excited about 50 Shades of Grey – you guys know about porn right?
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 24, 2014
Billy Eichner, telling it like it is.
Is it too late to CGI a beard to Jamie Dornan’s face in 50 Shades? — Michelle Collins (@michcoll) July 24, 2014
I second this. There needs to at least be some stubble.
The 50 Shades of Gray movie is perfect for anyone too lazy to read and too prudish to watch porn.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 24, 2014
That about sums it up.
Amazed they left the tampon scene out of the 50 Shades trailer. wompwomp. — Margaret Lyons (@margeincharge) July 24, 2014
Please let’s never talk about this again.
Openly judging everyone that’s actually excited to see the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie.
— Somewhat A Lady (@somewhatalady) July 24, 2014
I hate to be judgey (LOL yes I do), but… same.
If Peter Jackson had directed 50 Shades of Gray he would have made one movie per shade
— Emil Johansson (@lotrproject) July 24, 2014
I’m laughing at this more than is healthy.
Yes that girl was very bad and didn’t eat her vegetables so she is getting a spanking. Play with your iPad. – moms during 50 Shades
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) July 24, 2014
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer is over in under 3 minutes, which makes it much more realistic than the book.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) July 24, 2014