Kendall Jenner Has Decided She’s ‘The Hot One Now’, So Let The Games Begin

Kendall Jenner cheering and smiling GIFKendall Jenner has reportedly decided that she’s the hot one in her family now, and it’s been causing her to put on airs. Which I’m assuming means she gazes at herself in the mirror and says, “Mirror mirror on the wall, why are you moving your lips at the same time as me, that’s weird.”

According to the cover of this week’s OK Magazine, Kendall is so high on her own face and body that it’s actually turning her against her sisters. The headline is ‘I’M THE HOT ONE NOW!’ (and it’s in quotes, so you know she said it), and the subheadings suggest that her new diva attitude has been turning her against her family, even telling her sister Kim that ‘everyone thinks you’re a joke’.

Au contraire Kendall, everyone thinks your entire family is a joke. Except for maybe Penelope Disick. We’re really holding out hope that she has it mentally together enough to formulate an escape plan for herself and North West.

But anyway, they’re alleging that Kendall has a $12 million modeling contract and that she’s using that fact to demand twice as much money for filming as her sisters bring in. Pretty bold, considering the only reason this girl is booking modeling jobs in the first place is because of her sisters. They built this family from the sex tape up, so show some respect.

And also get off your high horse about being hot! For one thing, you’re eighteen, which is statistically the easiest possible time to be gorgeous. And for another, do you really want to be known as the hot one in the family? It’s good for your ego in the moment, sure, but it doesn’t take long for that empire to collapse in on itself, leaving behind a smoldering pile of silicone and desperation. Ya feel me, Kimberly?

Instead of focusing on your outward appearance, why not take some time to teach yourself to read? That way the next time you write a book, maybe you can contribute more than just a two-page outline! Doesn’t that sound exciting???

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    • Lily Savage

      This is going to be the best KUWTK episode since Scott acted out The Notebook.

    • lolalove

      oh my god, i’ve been waiting for this! maybe finally someone will put this airhead in her spot (hopefully tyra banks because that’ll just be the bomb)

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I would love that the most.

    • FemelleChevalier

      Relying on looks isn’t healthy nor conducive to personal growth, Kendall. Because it’s just a shell. What will you do if it withers away, rely on Botox and multiple plastic surgeries to “maintain” it?

      You need to have something else besides beauty to be an interesting person. Being shallow and superficial is not a good way to live. I hope it’s not that too late for you.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Exactly! Just look at Kim and how difficult she’s finding it to gain an actual foothold. It’s like she doesn’t know who she is if she’s not beautiful.

      • FemelleChevalier

        Yeah. Her self-worth relies too much on her looks, and it’s an awful mentality to have. I actually feel sorry for these people.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Me too. It must make getting older completely terrifying.

    • freya

      teach yourself to read? That way the next time you write a book, maybe you can contribute more than just a two-page outline! Doesn’t that sound exciting???
      Or maybe she can keep a high profile boyfriend by not boring him to death with her vapidness and uninformative state

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    • jay

      Does she think we are as stupid as she is to believe she’s “conquered” the modeling career on her own This twit was modeling prom dresses till Kanye came on the scene The only designers she’s modeled for are Kim&Kanye’s friends(she’s walked 5 shows only whereas real models worked year round) The Givenchy ad was done as a favor by Kanye’s best friend. She is delusional and needs to come back to reality. If she was that important how come the game wasn’t offered to her but her sister(Kim stands to make $85 mil).Kim needs to stop helping her with her modeling and see how far she gets

    • John

      LOL that mirror mirror part killed me I loled so hard

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