You guys, if we really want aÂ Friends reunion to happen, we have to pull it together, okay? Because there was a little mini one last night and it ended in SQUALOR.
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow took it upon themselves to have a nice quiet dinner together at Craig’s restaurant in Los Angeles last night, most likely to discuss Courteney’s recent engagement and the fact that Jennifer’s engagement is anything but recent. As if we would just allowÂ Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe to sit down and break bread together without FLIPPING THE EFF OUT.Â Which is apparently exactly what the paparazzi did when they realized that three NBC jewels had come together to shine in the same crown for one evening.
They got through the meal okay without being bothered, it seems like, but after everything was finished and they were trying to leave, the paparazzi swarmed and it became a literal frenzy. Courteney and Phoebe drove their own vehicles, apparently, because they’re boss like that, but Jennifer was being chauffered in a Mercedes that ended up surrounded by people, and the only way that her driver could get away was to scrape against a pole and get away.
So let me just say this. YOU GUYS. This is why we can’t have nice things! We’ve been told time after time that there won’t be aÂ Friends reunion no matter how much we want it, and this is why!Â That was onlyÂ half of aÂ reunion and we still couldn’t contain ourselves and remember how to be humans. What are we going to do when it’s all six of them in one spot, burn down the restaurant?
Everyone. Stay. Calm. (Please.) And maybe one of these days they’ll all need the money enough to sit down together and talk about it.