• Thu, Jul 17 - 11:12 am ET

Sorry In Advance For This Photo Of Christina Aguilera’s Baby Shower Vagina Cake (NSFW)

Christina Aguilera blowing kisses on The Voice GIF(via)

I hope you put your big-girl panties on today, because you’re about to see a photo of Christina Aguilera pushing a baby out of her body. Sure, it’s in cake form, but once you look at it, you’ll never look at frosting in quite the same way ever again. Consider yourself warned.

As you’re probably aware, Christina is currently muy pregnant with her second child, a girl, with boyfriend Matthew Rutler. (She also has a six-year old son, Max, with ex-husband Jordan Bratman.) And in celebration of the wee bebe on the way, Xtina had a co-ed (!!!) baby shower at her stylist’s home with about fifty people that lasted until after midnight. And the fact that men were allowed to attend what for some reason is a traditionally women-only event (gasp!) isn’t the coolest or weirdest part of this situation.

That honor goes to the cake, which is a frosted version of Christina naked, lying on her back on a rug on a hardwood floor, PUSHING A LITTLE HUMAN CHILD WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR OUT OF HER VAGINA with the words ‘Push Xtina Push’ written on it. Annnnd now I’m gonna let you look at it too so I’m not alone in this.

I hesitated putting the NSFW qualifier on this post, given that I don’t know how sexual frosting can really be. But then I realized I’ve had it up several times on my screen while a video conference goes on in the glass-walled meeting room behind me and I was v. ashamed of myself and my choices, so I think I made the right call.

Christina Aguilera turning around in The Voice chair I regret nothing GIF(via)

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  • M_G

    Hmm….mmhmm…..yes…..quite. Okay. That will fill my quota for “erotic cake glances” for the day. Which is nice, because most days I don’t meet this quota.

    • fantasymother

      Yup. Doesn’t qualify for my new screen saver.