Last month Kim Kardashian and Kanye West threw their baby daughter North West a first birthday party with the theme “Kidchella.” Not everyone was happy about this party. Some people were offended by the side of cultural appropriation. But for North’s cousin Mason Disick, things were a little more personal. Kim, Kourtney and Khloe told People all about his evil plans forNorth’s special day.
The party was held at Kourtney’s house, and Mason apparently felt very territorial, according to Kim:
“When I said, ‘North’s having a birthday party at your house,’ Mason said, ‘No! I’m having a birthday party at my house! She can never have a party!”
Mason’s birthday isn’t until December, but I guess he was willing to push it up for the sake of ruining North’s happiness. But that’s not all! He also planned to sabotage the festivities in his own evil genius way:
“Before Kim even said we were having it at his house, he said, ‘I’m going to put Legos everywhere! I’m going to scare everybody!’”
That’s right, he said Legos. Everywhere. I don’t know if you’re familiar with the Lego, so allow me to enlighten you. It’s a child’s most deadly weapon against adults. One Lego left out where it doesn’t belong can bring down even the mightiest warrior. They’re the human foot’s worst enemy. Mason Disick is clearly the child embodiment of “Muahahaha.” Next time you see a photo of him you should inspect it to see if there’s a cat on his lap. How many cousin’s birthday parties does one need to ruin before being promoted to cat-on-the-lap status? Has he earned it yet?
Legos are apparently Mason’s most prized possession, since this is what Kourtney said about him potentially modeling the Kardashian Kids kollection:
“If he thinks there’s some Legos on the other end of the runway, then he’ll do it.”
A villain always needs more weapons, you see.
Khloe insists Mason’s “moody” personality comes from Kourtney, but Kourtney of course blames it all on his father:
“He might be a little more Scott’s personality than mine. He’s just the life of the party.”
Life of the party? Don’t you mean death of the party? Maybe he’s the life of his own party, when he gets to have one, in which case he definitely doesn’t take after Kourtney, who I’m pretty sure is 82% asleep at all times. Better do that 82% sleeping with one eye open, Kourt.