• Thu, Jul 10 - 1:16 pm ET

Selena Gomez And Her Nipples Went Outside And Now Everyone Thinks She Got A Boob Job

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Selena Gomez took a little walk around NYC yesterday with a see-through shirt and a pair of very visible nipples, effectively sparking rumors that she went and got a boob job. I know, I know, with leaps like that, what use do we even have for bridges anymore? But that didn’t stop the internet from spreading that around like wildfire, causing Selenators to promptly have around seven heart attacks each. Because, the horror! A boob! Two boob! Two nipple + two boob – one bra = boob job. Simple math!

The photos, which can be seen over at Just Jared show Selena wearing a black tank top without a bra on underneath a jacket. And, apart from the fact that she’s wearing a jacket on a July day in New York (which is wild!!!), nothing looks out of the ordinary to me. But, according to the legion of fans who are freaking out and tweeting nonstop, this most definitely proves that Selena got breast implants. And to impress Justin Bieber, no less!

Apparently, Selena has got “really low self esteem,” which isn’t totally unbelievable once you spend a few minutes on her Instagram. But, according to a source speaking to Hollywood Life, her breasts are a specific area of insecurity for her.

“Even though she’s so beautiful she sees all kinds of flaws when she looks in the mirror … She’s been asking people if they think she should get her boobs done because all the girls [Justin] was with have bigger boobs than her.”

And, it’s like, fine. Plenty of people have considered plastic surgery to fix a part of themselves that they’re not in love with. I personally don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, as long as you’re in a safe place mentally. And it’s true that Selena could very well not be, but there’s no need to worry about that as far as these supposed implants go. Because I’m going to wager that they’re actually nonexistent.

With just these two eyeballs of mine, I’m pretty sure that what everyone is assuming is the work of a surgery is actually just the work of gravity. As in, the normal moving that happens when you have sacs of fat attached to your chest and have gone for a braless walk. So, that isn’t to say that there isn’t anything to be concerned about in terms of this downward spiral of Selena’s that we’ve been witnessing of late. It’s just that a breast augmentation borne out of insecurity is probably less of a concern than, say, proper boob support to avoid future saggage.

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  • Alexis Rhiannon

    Let’s hear it for sacs of fat, everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Olivia Wilson

      What do we want? SACS OF FAT. When do we want ‘em? WELL THEY’RE SORT OF ALWAYS THERE.

  • TJ

    Ugh. Can I just say, she has beautiful breasts. I wish I could walk around without bra. Instead I have to AT LEAST one everyday. If only…

    • Olivia Wilson

      At least one, meaning you’ve worn more than one before? Does that ever get super uncomfortable?

    • TJ

      I have yet to find a sports that will allow me to run without the bounce. Ugh yep, super uncomfortable!

    • Nbl

      We gots to layer those babies. If not you’ll knock yourself out with your own boob.

    • JenH1986

      I hate bras with a passion. I wish I could at least sleep without one! I’m a fan of the regular bra with a sports bra. That seems to be more comfy. I’ve debated a breast reduction so I could go without. But without kids I’m afraid it would be a waste of money! It’s on my “to do” list though.

    • TJ

      Totally with the sports bra over a regular bra!

  • guest

    yeah i have to agree with @disqus_tj6OsigDjs:disqus Selena actually a pretty nice set of honkers that we’ve seen plenty of on red carpets. She’s got some serious underlying issues

  • Nbl

    Those are some great boobies. And it’s nice to know members of the itty bitty titty committee also get boob sweat.

    • Olivia Wilson

      We do, indeed :(

  • avalon

    Im realy starting to thoroughly enjoy this site considering last year I called one of the writers a “sociopath”. Your pieces have become more clever and make me laugh now.You have all changed your writing from just mean to snarky but funny and occasionally even compassionate. That being said, this sad lost girl is screaming for help.Wait till the gossips figure out she was in NYC and why wasn’t Selena pictured out with Taylor? More fuel to keep the “gossip” mills churning. Boob job? They look the same to me. Why change she is a beautiful girl.

    • Olivia Wilson

      Hey, I really appreciate that. We all try our best to write stuff that you guys enjoy reading, so that means a lot!

      And yep, I see no difference between how she looks in these photos and how she usually looks.

  • bea

    The way we treat boobs in our society is so weird. Like “woMAN has NiiiiippLES, HORROR cONTROVERSY!!!!” From the pic it does just look like her boobs are doing that thing where they operate under the laws of gravity and move around like she does.

    If she did get a boob job I kind of doubt that it’d be for Justin. More likely it’s a career move. Selena’s hardly dominating the singing/acting world right now. Maybe a boob job is her way of ‘maturing’ from a Disney star? Seeing as Spring Breakers didn’t do a lot for her ‘cutsey kid image’, but what’s weird is that she has to still court her young fans while reaching out to older audiences, and a lot of parents will be slamming her for getting a boob job (even though it’s hardly their business.)

  • .

    She didn’t wear a bra because July 9th is wear no bra day for breast cancer awareness, this wasn’t to impress Justin.

  • rachel

    i think people are assuming that because there was a story about how Selena Gomez wanted to get a boob job because all the girls bieber cheats on her with have big honkers & it makes her feel insecure :

    p.s. it’s just jared…

  • Bert

    Regardless of whether her breasts are wholly natural, if augmented, she had a really good surgeon who managed to get a very natural look and size that is appropriate to her body size. No balloons here. Before she was a very beautiful woman, and now she is a very beautiful and sexy woman.. https://vid.me/bxT

  • Papillon

    “While Selena Gomez isn’t quite going off the rails yet, she’s certainly going off the script.” Lets just say, you predicted this first, Crushable!

  • Kacy

    Guys, let’s start a movement where we go bra-free as much as possible! It’s amazing for your health & you feel so free!!

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  • Zeroh Tollrants

    She will be 22 next week, and she’s posting pics of her loved up w dudes every time he posts pics w other chicks. It’s junior high crap, and she deserves as much, or more responsibility. Its like the whole “Selena went to rehab because of Justin.” Uhhh, no. It was due to alcohol and cocaine. Has he been a complete sh*t to her? Most likely. But that’s life and most every girl/woman has had the same thing happen to them. Everyone bashes Miley for her delayed acting out, and in some respects she and Selena had a forced delay of coming out age hijinks, and we can’t judge our lives against theirs, its like apples and bowling balls. But, enough is enough with this dude and her substance abuses. Miley, as well. No one says they have to be 50 and can’t let loose,but it is only damaging them and their careers, or will soon.

    • SCC

      She hasn’t posted that many pictures with random guys she just met. Many of them are of her longtime friends. Can we prove she went to rehab for cocaine and alcohol? No we can’t because we don’t have enough information.

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    Selena Gomez is growing huge tits! Let’s hope they keep growing :)

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