Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husbands, because a new report is alleging that Eva Mendes is pregnant by none other than Ryan Gosling, and if it’s true, there’s gonna be nothing their offspring can’t seduce.
Is it weird to talk about a baby being seductive? Absolutely, yes. I regretted it as soon as I said it. But if there’s another way to talk about the potential spawn of two of the most beautiful human beings on this green planet, I haven’t learned it yet. GIVE ME A MOMENT THIS IS ALL VERY NEW.
Even though we’re still not up-to-date on whether the two of them are even together, Radar Online is reporting that Eva is about seven months pregnant at this very moment. Seven months pregnant?? Is it really possible we wouldn’t have noticed that? Have we really not seen her out and about in that long? Quick trip to Google — yes. I can confirm that none of our three photo subscription services have photos of her any more recently than March 2014, a little less than four months ago, at which point she would’ve only been three months into this rumored pregnancy.
Meaning that in theory this is still plausible, so we should probably go full steam ahead with the quotes from sources about how psyched the maybe-parents-to-be are, yes? Yes.
“[Eva's] been ready for motherhood for a while now and to be sharing this experience with Ryan is a dream come true for her!”
Yeah, and for a lot of people. There’s nothing I like more than Hollywood babies, and I like a lot of things. And apparently Eva isn’t the only one excited, as Ryan supposedly feels that a baby on the way has ‘revitalized the relationship’, according to OK Magazine.
“Ryan grew up without a dad, so he always said when he had kids, he’d be there no matter what. This is it for him.”
Wait, hang on. I definitely want to be swept up in the excitement, but I do need to point out that we’re kind of describing the plot of The Place Beyond The Pines a little bit. Just so we’re aware. But even if this rumor-baby does bring them together (that’s how it always works in the movies, right???), it sounds like it may push them apart, too, as the couple is reportedly now arguing about whether or not to get married.
“[Ryan] doesn’t think they need to marry just because they are having a baby, but Eva believes it’s important to have their lives fully intertwined.”
Okay, so not only is this a rumor-baby, but it’s also a drama-baby. I can’t wait to see what other things we find out about it before we find out if it’s actually real.