• Mon, Jul 7 - 2:52 pm ET

Rob And Khloe Kardashian Joke About Having Sex, Because Incest Is So Hilarious

Rob and Khloe Kardashian being interviewed for Extra in Los Angeles April 2011I have a question. How many times do Rob and Khloe Kardashian have to joke about having sex with each other until it becomes funny? And when you find the answer, could you let Rob and Khloe know? Because they seem pretty determined to keep on doing it forever and ever no matter how uncomfortable it makes everyone else.

Just to make sure we’re all on the same page, Rob and Khloe are siblings. Full ones, presumably, meaning that barring any more revelations from Kris Jenner about whether she did or didn’t sleep with O.J. Simpson nine months before Khloe was born, we can presume that both children were made by the same sperms and came out of the same womb. Brother and sister. Try to hold that fact in your brain as you read the series of tweets that the two of them exchanged yesterday. (Just not too tightly because ew.)

Ugghhhh no. Don’t be sexting each other, first of all, but also doesn’t this just reek of high school-level flirting? I can’t remember the last  time someone called me ‘woman’, but I have a feeling it was a while ago, since hearing it takes me right back to late night AIM sessions full of clumsy come-ons and frequent uses of ‘ur so dumb’ and ‘omg shut up’.

Come onnnn guys! I was just trying to use Twitter like a normal person! (Read: not propositioning any of my family members.) Rob, why must you be so open about your sister-based fantasies? And Khloe, why must you be so accepting of it? If you’re trying to give America its incest fix, thanks for looking out, but Jaime and Cersei Lannister have it pretty well covered on Game Of Thrones.

(Photo: Josiah True / WENN.com)

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  • Alana Vincenza

    Eeeehhhhh no thank you, Kardashians!
    (I think for the ZILLIONTH time)

  • Lily Savage

    Everything about this just gave me the heebie jeebies

  • Keith Pullman

    They will probably do it as long as you keep talking about it. Siblings who actually have sex with each other usually keep quiet about it because of the prejudice against it. “Eew” all you want, but 10% of people in their early 20s will confide in anonymous surveys to already having had consensual sexual contact with a sibling. That’s just siblings, and doesn’t include other close relatives. The percentages increase as the age groups go up and they have more opportunities. It is common enough that I guarantee you that you know someone who has been, or is involved. It doesn’t matter if other people find it disgusting; they don’t. Some people find the idea of their parents having sex to be disgusting. I know lesbians who are completely disgusted by the idea of people having heterosexual sex. As long as we’re talking about consenting adults, we shouldn’t be bigoted towards the love lives of others.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Okay Keith.

  • NYCNanny

    Crushable sure is fun.