10 Kids’ Movies With Hilarious Parental Guides On IMDb

The Shining covering eyes


I don’t know if you know this, but there are these sections on IMDb movie profiles called “Parents Guides” that describe specific parts of the movie in detail that parents might not want their kids to see. It makes sense, since parents obviously want to be sure there’s nothing inappropriate or frightening in a movie their kids want to see. But that doesn’t make them any less hilarious to read. Seriously guys, go look up a movie and prepare to giggle for the rest of the day.

There are a few reasons the guides end up being hilarious. First of all, they’re often written by users who seem to think they’ll be eligible for a Pulitzer. Such detail, such imagery, such poetic language. On top of all that, they’re extremely detailed, and even the most innocent moments are pointed out just in case someone finds them offensive. The guides for kids’ movies are sometimes even more entertaining, because the warnings become so nit-picky and the most absurd situations are described with such seriousness. That’s why we picked ten popular kids’ movies and quoted the funniest parental warnings for your reading pleasure. Look out for those emotionally powerful moments. They’ll scar your children for life.

1. Frozen

Frozen stop the winter


“Olaf gets impaled by an icicle but no blood is shown and he said, ‘Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.’ But in a comic way!”

It’s okay, because he says it to be funny, not because he’s bleeding internally or anything. Because he can’t do that. Because he’s a snowman.

“Hot glogg is mentioned in the scene where Hans is handing out cloaks.”

Yes, the mention of a Swedish mulled wine that lots of adults in the audience probably wouldn’t be able to identify could just be too much for a child. They might ask for it at the supermarket, and then what is a parent to do?

“In addition to the violence listed above, these things might upset young children: The tension between Anna and Elsa, their parents’ funeral, the idea that Arendelle might be in an endless winter, Olaf facing melting, Elsa’s ice powers, and Elsa’s fears that she’ll turn into a monster. Additionally, the film’s middle is very emotional.”

There’s tension and emotion. Parents who prefer their children to watch movies about emotionless robots might want to avoid this one.

2. Up

Up cross your heart


“A girl is talking to a boy in a bedroom and said she will show him something she had never shown to anybody before. She tells the boy not to tell anyone about it. Afterwards, she has shown her ‘adventure book.’ Nothing sexual at all.”

So it’s a joke that will probably go over every kid’s head in the theater and turns out to be “nothing sexual at all”… and yet you might not want your kids to hear it.

“Wine is poured but not consumed.”

Well as long as it just sits there on the table, I suppose that’s acceptable.

“A scene where a main character is looking through a scrap-book may be very emotional to some. The ending is also intensely emotional. There have been several accounts of people of all ages crying multiple times during this movie.”

This warning is written in the same tone as one would write about audience members vomiting or suffering seizures. And it’s actually quite fitting, because this film broke me.

3. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Harry Potter kill you either way


“1 use of bitch by a motherly character. 3 use of bloody hell, 3 use of bloody, 1 use of hell, 1 use of little git.”

You know, I was okay with my kid hearing the word “bitch” going into this, but when you tell me someone motherly says it, I’m starting to reconsider.

“Wine is implied to be drunk by some characters.”

One of the characters shown on screen may or may not have had sex before in their lifetime, although it is not mentioned or depicted. Just so you know.

4. The Little Mermaid

Little Mermaid Ursula tough choices


“Ursula’s breasts often bounce. In one shot, she shakes them and the camera zooms in on them.”

Yeah, how dare that animated character’s body parts do things that actual people’s body parts do in real life!

“Ursula tells Ariel to use body language to attract her man, and dances sensually, by moving her hips. Before, she was using a sensual dance move when a woman moves their shoulders to move her breasts.”

I believe that dance move is called a “shimmy,” but that was an admirably technical description. You should go into the dance-move-defining business.

5. Toy Story

Toy Story word im searching for


“Woody calls Buzz ‘Mr. Lightbeer’ once used as an alcoholic term. Buzz weirdly gets tipsy at the tea party. ‘I think youve had enough tea for today,’ Woody says, pulling the buzzed Lightyear away.”

Oooh, we’re getting punny here. “Buzzed Lightyear.” I see what you did there. But I do still want someone to explain to me how Buzz gets drunk on tea. Or how a toy gets drunk on anything, period.

“Bo and Woody kiss off-screen, however you can hear smooching sounds. Later Woody comes back with lip marks on his face.”


6. The Lion King

Lion King Mufasa run away


“Most of the movie is quite emotional, either from overwhelming happiness, or from sadness.”

So now it might be inappropriate for children to be happy. Where did we go wrong?

7. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka pure imagination


Don’t worry, they also mention the scary boat scene, but I didn’t want to traumatize you by making you read a description.

“Some name-calling (Fishface, terrible man, rotten, mean father)”

Just be sure to cover your kid’s ears when the phrase “terrible man” is uttered. Then teach your children to be polite and call bad people dickheads.

“In one scene, a woman whose husband has been kidnapped is shown to be very upset and yells every word she says.”

I was almost okay with my child seeing all the kidnapping and the yelling, but when you told me every word she says is yelled, I just didn’t want to risk it. Just one word at normal volume and I would have been in.

“A child is sucked up a pipe that leads to a boiler. It is later revealed that he will be okay… A child is turned into a giant blueberry. It is later revealed that she will be okay… A child falls through a chute that leads to the furnace. Her father jumps in after her. It is later revealed that they will be okay.”

Thanks for reassuring us, IMDb. But what if we stop the movie before they’re revealed to be okay? What then? My child might think that human blueberry died!

8. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka cannibalism


“As people rush and swarm around a Wonka Bar display situated around a dressed mannequin (seen in sped-up motion), they leave the mannequin in just some lingerie (from their furious grabbing at the candy bars, but nothing explicit is seen, and its just a mannequin).”

I like how you can almost hear the person who wrote this going, “Really? You’re going to get worked up over underwear on a mannequin, something that everyone sees at the mall? Do I really need to warn you about this?”

“A large pack of squirrels surround a girl and attack her. Whilst holding her limbs down, they drag her towards a garbage chute. She shouts out for her father and can barely move; she then also scratches the floor as it is the only thing she can do. The squirrels throw her down the chute and later do the same thing to her dad.”

The choice of words that went into this description makes it sound approximately 100 times more menacing than it probably is onscreen. My favorite part is “it is the only thing she can do.” Chilling.

9. Despicable Me

Despicable Me


“A man thrusts his hips in a suggestive fashion while dancing by himself.”

Suggestive dancing is okay when someone’s with you, but doing it by yourself is just filthy. Get that away from my children’s eyes.

“A pill-shaped creature hits another pill-shaped creature on the head with a hammer.”

The phrase “pill-shaped creature” is used multiple times in this guide, and at no point does the writer change to “minions.” Because pill-shaped creatures are apparently worthy of their own warning. What if a child tries to swallow one?

“A young girl throws a roll of toilet paper and hits a man in the head.”


10. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Roger Rabbit Jessica Rabbit drawn that way


I include this one less to laugh at how ridiculous the warnings are and more to remind you that this is a movie you probably watched as a child, and how insane that is to think about once you remember what it contained. I’m pretty sure even six-year-old me felt like this was totally inappropriate viewing material.

“Baby Herman spanks his curvy human female companion on the rear. He later says to Eddie that he is frustrated at having ‘a fifty-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinky.’”


“Eddie pushes Roger down into his trench coat making it appear as though he has a huge erection. Dolores then asks ‘Do you have a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?’”


“Judge Doom’s toon form is pretty disturbing and his high squeaky voice can scary very young children.”

“Pretty disturbing” is the understatement of the century:

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    • Alana Vincenza

      I’m dying at “Ursula’s breasts often bounce.” Mermaids exist? Fine. Breasts bounce like they do in the real world? NOPE NOPE NOPE.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Think of the children!

    • M_G

      Thank God SOMEONE is finally giving a voice to those of us who find scrap booking frightening and wholly unacceptable. #NoMoreSilence

      • Lackadaisical

        Scrap booking? What of the paper cuts? What of the ruined aesthetic of misplaced items? Think of the children! Those monsters, thank you for giving us a voice. Now I shall go clutch my pearls on the chaise longue and fan myself with a scare mongering newspaper.

    • TJ

      Thank you for enlightening me!! I had no idea these sections existed! Now I have something other than amazon reviews to turn to when I’m bored. Well done, Sir!

      • Jill O’Rourke

        You are very welcome. They’re so addictive!

    • Jenni

      I actually do remember watching Roger Rabbit and being like, “mom, please turn this off, it is in no way appropriate for me.”

      • jen27

        Ha! You were a kid like me. I went to a playdate at a friend’s house when I was about 8 or 9 and her mom let us watch Grease. I went home and told my mom how I had watched a “bad” movie that I didn’t think she would approve of.

      • Lumpy the School Snake

        That movie was so disturbing!

        30 year old spoilers below:

        The scene where judge doom drops the little shoe toon into the toon-killing chemical has stuck with me for over 20 years.

        I was also terrified as a child by the Gremlins movie – specifically the story about the father climbing down the chimney … Serious nightmares.

        Of course it seems like these reviews would treat ‘murders anthropomorphised shoe’ and ‘father is roasted’ the same as ‘character experiences emotions’ so I guess the only solution is to never watch anything ever

      • OptimusPrime*

        Close Encounters of the Third Kind still weirds me out despite being 100% not scary. I’m considering blaming it on the trauma from being allowed to watch such terrifying fare as Bambi and The Jungle Book.

      • Bumbles Bounce

        I was talking to my husband last night about how upsetting and out of place that scene about the Santa Dad was in Gremlins. And I was 19 when it came out! That whole thing about the chimney just seems like some really grim piece of story that slipped in from another script somehow. Just HORRIFYING.

      • Caliban

        “The scene where judge doom drops the little shoe toon into the toon-killing chemical has stuck with me for over 20 years.”

        So I am not the only one who has been living with this particular trauma for the past two decades!! Seriously – some friends and I re-watched this movie with my friend’s 10 year old daughter a few years ago – and as a thirty-year old woman, I had to leave the room for this scene thanks to the remembered trauma of seeing it as a kid. I stood in the kitchen and covered my ears. For real.

        Also, was anyone else seriously traumatized by that book, “The Velveteen Rabbit”? Because that one caused me to live with the pervasive fear that I would somehow contract measles and my parents would be forced to BURN ALL OF MY VERY SENTIENT TOYS for the majority of my childhood, despite the numerous occasions on which my poor parents tried to explain measles vaccines and the state of late 20th century medicine to me. Over, and over, and over again. Because even a .0000001% chance that someone might light my toys on fire was far too likely in my five year old eyes.

        What’s my point? We never, ever know what is going to traumatize kids. The shoe and the Velveteen Rabbit managed to screw me up, while watching Dracula and Gettysburg with my father didn’t phase me a bit. Go figure.

      • Tom McDonald

        Then you were a pussy.

      • Jenni

        Why the past tense Tom? I’m still one today. Why, I walked out of Frozen as soon as I saw that hot glogg!

      • Rachel

        I didn’t think anything of that movie but than again as a little girl one of my favorite movies was The People Under The Stairs so maybe something was wrong with my brain.

    • loser_sneeze

      As a child I saw ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit?’ in the theater 11 times. ELEVEN TIMES and I was 5. Gold star parent award for mom? lol.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        I watched it on video SO. MANY.TIMES. But I think I turned out okay. I hope.

      • loser_sneeze

        That’s sort of what I tell myself. I turned out great. I’d like to thank that rabbit. :)

    • arielmarie

      OMG this is my new favorite thing (especially since I have the mentality of a child and watch children’s movies all the time)

      Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2:

      “a strawberry-like creature defecates jelly.
      a man throws a sign up and it lands on his buttocks.

      a monkey uses it’s poop as a crayon (they never actually say it’s poop, but it’s strongly implied)”

      (all listed under the “Sex and Nudity” column)

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Strongly implied poop scarred me for life as a child.

    • aliceblue

      Thank you, this was priceless. As for your suggestions “Parents who prefer their children to watch movies about emotionless robots might want to avoid this one” I have another suggestion. They could take their children to watch that chick in Twilight.

      • Jill O’Rourke


    • aliceblue

      I have to wonder who writes these reviews. Does some poor schmuck get stuck with this horrid job and have to put themselves in the place of Sanctimonious Sam and Paranoid Polly? Or, even worse, do they actually believe that the things they mention are really bad or dangerous? Pleeeze let it be the former.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        They’re written by users. Probably aspiring poets.

      • arielmarie

        I want to have a coffee with these people and see if they say things like “Hey, I’m working on banning pill-shaped creatures from all future children’s movies. I’m worried that it’s strongly implying that my snowflyke is going to end up a crack addict if this continues.”

    • Tom McDonald

      If you have a child that is bothered or disturbed in any way by any of this stuff and you feel you need to be warned about it, then you completely fucked up as a parent. Do everyone especially your kid a favor and give them up for adoption so your child has a chance in life and doesn’t turn out to be a big pussbag.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        I believe IMDb is currently putting together a Parents Guide for this comment.

    • Nancy

      I watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as an adult obviously, and that scene with the squirrels actually was pretty disturbing!

      • Nancy

        I don’t mean kids shouldn’t watch it, just that it did in fact give me the creeps when I saw it.

      • loser_sneeze

        Those Oompa Loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory creeped me out waaaayyy more.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Yeah it’s been a while since I saw it, but I do remember it was a pretty creepy movie so I’m not surprised.

    • lc

      that scene in Charlie in the Chocolate factory is pretty messed up and creepy

    • Christeeeeeen

      “Pill-shaped creature” made me LOL. Odd that you put Roger Rabbit on this list. I don’t think it was ever marketed as a children’s movie. “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way” was used in the trailers. If parents still let their kids watch it, that’s on them. BTW, Parents Out There…Soylent Green is people! To Serve Man is a cookbook! That’s My Boy is NOT a children’s movie, even if it’s got that silly Adam Sandler fella in it. If you still allow your young ‘uns to see it, don’t pretend to be outraged by the implied child rape and incest that make up the plot of the movie…

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