A Bunch Of Celebrities Who Are Too Patriotic For Their Own Good

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Ah, Fourth of July. That special time of year where everyone gets really drunk to watch a bunch of explosions in the sky because America. And of course, it wouldn’t be the most patriotic day of the year without every celebrity in the country posting a million pictures of them celebrating our country. Some like to keep it low-key with a picture or two of a barbecue, the fireworks or their kids having fun with some sparklers. Others, ahem, everyone in this list, take the holiday about ten steps further. These people put on as much red, white and blue as they could find, buy all of the US memorabilia available to them, rope others into constantly taking pictures of them and then posting it all on the internet so you can see just how damn patriotic they are.

1. Fergie

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Nothing says “America” like a red, white and blue duck face, am I right? Not only did she rock red lipstick for this special occasion, but she went out of her way to find an American flag sweater to wear in the middle of July. 10 points for you, Fergie.

2. Heidi Klum

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If a celebrity wears a bikini and jumps around with as much American flag memorabilia as they could find, but doesn’t Instagram it, does it really happen? Heidi really makes us think with this one.

3. Katy Perry & John Mayer

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Let this show that the couple who coordinates Fourth of July outfits together does not stay together. At least they have this picture to capture the memory of just how annoyingly patriotic they could be.

4. Jimmy Kimmel

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Other than having better legs than me, Jimmy also outdoes every Fourth of July outfit I’ve ever rocked. At least he knows just how offensively American he is since his caption read: “Too much?”

5. Taylor Swift

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Maybe the most patriotic celebrity in all the land of the free and the home of the brave is the incomparable Taylor Alison Swift. Girlfriend had not one, but three different red, white and blue outfits for the day. This one was specifically for face painting, because you can’t just wear any old outfit for that. It’s gotta be casual, fun and something you don’t necessarily care about just in case someone gets too drunk and spills all the paint on you.

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This outfit was mostly just a bikini with a skirt over it, but still full of ~pRiDe~ and adorableness. It even looks like America threw up on her sunglasses. Attention to detail is important.

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Outfit three was for sparklers and fireworks! I think Taylor may have worn more red, white and blue in the span of 24 hours than I’ve ever worn in my entire life. I’m being serious when I say somebody get this girl a trophy.

 

 

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    • Valerie

      I love Taylor’s outfits!

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      This is what Fergie reminded me of-

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    • Elizabeth Aspen

      I’m so glad my anarchist ass sits out this lame barbecue “holiday” every year.

      • Korine

        Too cool for school right here!

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    • Lily Savage

      This post was made for Taylor Swift.