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You Can Now Add ‘Holding A Baby’ To The List Of Things Rihanna Takes Her Shirt Off For

Rihanna Twitter baby niece topless July 2014

Welcome to the Internet, where you can stare at a photo of Rihanna holding a baby while topless. What a time to be alive. You might hear “topless” and “baby” and think, “Did Rihanna give birth when I wasn’t paying attention and start breastfeeding?” Nope. It’s actually her newborn niece, a baby I’m assuming Rihanna is not breastfeeding. But she still made sure to be topless for the photo. Because obviously.

What does a non-topless Rihanna even look like? I’ve forgotten. Does she even own shirts? Shirts that aren’t sheer and nipple-baring, I mean. I’m beginning to think she and Justin Bieber need a joint shirtervention followed by a trip to the mall. I’m also just really trying to figure out the context surrounding the taking of this photo. Was she already topless before the photo? Or did someone say, “Hey it would be cute if you posed with the baby,” and Rihanna was like, “Okay, hold on a second. I have to take my shirt off first.” Is she like those people who remove all their clothes just to go to the bathroom?

Of course, Rihanna did use the hashtag “#twinzies” in her Twitter post of the photo. She must have seen that the baby wasn’t wearing a shirt, and instead of putting a shirt on the baby to make them match, she just decided to take her own shirt off. Or, you know what, I’m clearly overthinking this. It’s so obvious that Rihanna is the victim of an evil sea witch’s dark spell, and in exchange for a beautiful robot voice, she must be partially naked as often as possible. Or else all the petals on the rose will fall before her 21st birthday and… wait, I’m getting things confused now.

Rihanna really likes being topless a lot. Let’s just leave it at that.

(Photo: Twitter)

You can reach this post's author, Jill O’Rourke, on twitter.
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  • Lily Savage

    Totally odd, but so is Rihanna. That baby is adorable though.

  • Samantha Escobar

    I am laughing so hard at this title. I always laugh so hard at your titles.

    • Jill O’Rourke

      Thanks!

  • ROY

    Your haters cannot stay out of RI business without her name you cannot pay your bills THANK GOD FOR RI she feed the HUNGRY.

  • sarah

    The obsession with what RI do is driving you haters crazy.

    • Jill O’Rourke

      Why would I hate Rhode Island? It’s a lovely state.

  • FauxRealFaux

    Robot voice?

    • Jill O’Rourke

      The most beautiful robot voice in all the land.