Megan Fox Admits That She Bullies Anyone Who Dares To Flirt With Her

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If you aren’t up for carting your wounded pride to the Emergency Room, then don’t even bother trying to chat up Megan Fox. Because she will bully you so hard that your grandkids will feel your dignity shrivel up and know not to flirt with her future grandchildren. She can see you all, from a mile away, planning out your pick-up lines. And just know that she’s always ready to annihilate your attempts with a military-grade cannon.

In Cosmopolitan’s August 2014 issue, Megan admits that she gets a special joy from heckling every person who tries to get into her pants. Or, like, compliments her new bangs with a little too much gusto.

“When I’m working, I refuse to flirt. If someone tries, it becomes an endless roast. I’ll say, ‘Nice beard, buddy’ or ‘You look fancy!’ I know he’s spent an hour doing that specific thing to his hair, and the minute I point it out, his game is shattered.”

Damn, girl! Way to give Regina George a straight-up marathon for her money. You know what else of this hypothetical guy’s is probably shattered? His heart, into tiny little pieces. Now, he’s probably just thinking of all of the things that he could’ve done with that hour that he spent pomading his hair to death, since he had no shot out of the gate.

Megan elaborates:

“I like to have men off their guard. Then you are in charge. You don’t ever have to feel like men have power over you.”

Great, wonderful. I think that every person should feel totally comfortable to refuse unwanted advances. And I definitely agree that women shouldn’t feel subjected to powerlessness for any reason. Plus, she’s currently married to the father of her baby and nanny-child, Brian Austin Green, so the whole “in a longterm relationship” deal is even more of a reason be standoffish when someone is hitting on you.

However, I also think that most flirting, unless done by a creepy creepster, is all in good fun. But I can’t say any more about that, because I’m pretty sure that Megan has a Flirt Radar and will hunt me down and give me a swirly for being a flirting apologist.

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    • Alana Vincenza

      I feel like Megan Fox’s dismissal could mess up a guy’s life for like a month.

      • Olivia Wilson

        Even worse would be to have Megan Fox make fun of your beard!

    • not megan faux

      What happens when they make fun of her 2nd batch of plastic surgeried face?

    • MCR

      She’s kind of playing with the grey area between empowered woman and recreational sadist.

    • Mar

      You know, for me an empowered woman is a woman who has power over her decisions, who works doing what she likes, dates whoever she pleases …
      Not a jerk-ass who treats people like shit because she finds it funny.
      Just imagine the author reaction if it had been a male celebrity saying this:”When women talk to me I insult their appearance and attack them verbally because I like having power over them”
      If a man says that he’s misogynistic but if a woman says it she is empowered?
      When will people understand that women having power over men is not progress, but changing the old regime for a new one?
      No one should have power over anyone else, and the people who want power over others, and feel justified in treating people like shit based on external things ( be it gender, race or sexual orientation) are assholes who don’t deserve to be trated as heroes by a website I expected more from.

      • Olivia Wilson

        I am confused by the message you’ve received from this post, but I didn’t say that she was a hero for this at all. Actually, I called her a bully and expressed sympathy for the hypothetical guy in question.