Apparently, Hilaria Baldwin’s been overhearing lots of snickers about her annoying daily yoga poses. More specifically, about her doing those annoying yoga poses while wearing a bikini, like some monster or human woman (same thing). I know this because not only did she say so, but she also posted —you guessed it— a yoga photo response.
The best thing about this all is that it’s cool to know that, when she isn’t repeatedly searching, “Is Alec Baldwin angry at me?” on Google, she squeezes in a little celebrity gossip time. Or, at the very least, that she embodies Taylor Swift and reads all of her feedback on social media. That’s got to be worth something, right? If you hate the way she liquified herself and tucked her ear between her toes the day before, then just say so and she’ll post a wacky response photo. Maybe she’ll be in a raincoat when it isn’t even raining! You never know what you’ll get with Hilarious Hilaria!
Will she out-and-out stop being a public nuisance? LOL get real. But for the low, low price of your patience and 10 easy payments of $99.99, what she will do is intensify the shenanigans for a laugh.
The following photo was posted on Instagram with this caption:
“This #hilariaypd is dedicated to those complaining about my bikini pics…this makes much more sense in 85*F (alanasana) #yogapostureoftheday”
What a fun and self-aware pretzel human! It was so awesome of her to venture to the back of her infinite closet to retrieve just enough winter essentials to be ready for an arctic blast from the waist up. It was a fantastic way to show her playful side and solidify for us that these daily yoga poses will never end. If that sounds pretty close to your personal hell, then just beware that there are a whole lot of funnies happening down in these here fiery pits!