In totally normal news, Judd Apatow and his wife Leslie Mann posed for a photograph the other day. Nothing to see here, right? Just a married couple taking a selfie together. How precious. Except there’s the added fact that they were sharing a T-shirt. Hmm, that’s a little out of the ordinary, but they’re a fun-loving couple. That’s pretty darn cute. But wait, the T-shirt they were sharing was covered in naked drawings? That’s… interesting. But they are known for their raunchy humor, so it’s understandable. Okay, but the naked drawings are of Lena Dunham? I’m… weirdly not surprised by this.
In case you were worried that nakedness wasn’t still Lena Dunham’s schtick, have no fear. It still is, so much so that Clashist is selling a T-shirt covered in drawings of her in various states of undress. She herself is extremely flattered by it, tweeting last month that it’s “the most delightful thing that’s ever happened to me.” I’m hoping that’s hyperbole, but knowing Lena Dunham it probably isn’t.
Leslie shared the photo of the two of them on Instagram and captioned it “inside @lenadunham,” because what the hell else would they caption it? Since Judd Apatow produces Girls, it’s not totally random that these two would be showing off this shirt. To be honest, I’m mostly interested to learn how they both fit into it. I mean, the sizes go up to XL, but how much room would you need to accommodate a married couple?
I’m gonna be honest here and say I’m worried they never found their way out of it and are now doomed to share a T-shirt for the rest of their lives. Leslie hasn’t posted any new photos after this one, so how do we know they’re okay?! I don’t want to be overdramatic, but my worst nightmare happens to be getting stuck with someone in a T-shirt covered in naked Lena Dunhams. The claustrophobia. The weird looks from strangers who think you’re wearing the shirt unironically. Let us pray for Judd and Leslie’s safe recovery.