I know I rib the whole Kardashian family pretty constantly, but I never thought I’d see them abandon one of their own like they’re doing toÂ Rob KardashianÂ right now.
The rumors have suggested for a while that Rob was being iced out until he could lose the weight, but part of me didn’t want to believe that. As crappily as these people have been portrayed onÂ Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Â I had to believe that they weren’t that superficial when it came to a member of their own family. ButÂ Kim‘s wedding toÂ Kanye WestÂ was a real eye-opener for me, because ROB DIDN’T GO TO THAT. He showed up, but at some point something happened to make him leave the ceremony and spend that time crying in an airport.
That’s some real shit! Especially since the prevailing theory is that Rob left because he didn’t fit into the suit that Kim provided, the one that matched all the other groomsmen, and she would rather him leave and not be in any of the picturesÂ at all then have her overweight brother mess up her perfect wedding photos.
That was a real wake-up moment for me, and I figured it would be for the family as well — that they’d become aware that their priorities were all messed up. But apparently not, because according toÂ Radar Online, Rob hasn’t spoken to his family since:
“[Rob] has no reason to talk to Kim; they havenâ€™t been on good terms for a very long time. [Kim] hasnâ€™t bothered to even attempt to talk to him since returning from her honeymoon, but KhloĂ© has sent him text messages and left him several voice mails.Â Rob hasnâ€™t returned any of KhloĂ©â€™s phone calls or texts. He feels completely estranged from his sisters and family. He really isnâ€™t in a good place.”
Yeah okay, so maybe let’s do something about it? Like get on a plane or something and show up there? It’s not like he’d be hard to find, considering everyone’s reporting that he’s not doing any filming or anything — he’s just holed up in his house.
“RobÂ made the decisionÂ months ago that he didnâ€™t want to have a recurring storyline on the upcoming season ofÂ Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and drastically cut back on filming.”
The guy couldn’t be more available, so it’s time to suck it up and get down there. I’m mostly talking to you, Kris Jenner. This kid is your son, right? It’s fine to be ‘extremely worried’ about him, but you have to actuallyÂ do something. (Other than signing him up for another reality show.)
“She knows he isnâ€™t in a good place, and is encouraging her kids to continue to reach out to Rob.”
Oh okay yeah that should do it. Great work everybody.