Adam Levine Manages To Slut-Shame LiLo While Saying He Never Boned Her

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Even though it’s been months of silence since that list of every famous male that Lindsay Lohan‘s ever slept with leaked, I somehow knew we hadn’t heard the last of it. Enter Adam Levine, proud occupier of position #30 on said list.

Except…maybe don’t quote me on the ‘proud’ part. Even though Lindsay herself has attested to the list being accurate — she says it’s her sexual inventory, a part of her treatment at Betty Ford that was photographed during her move by someone close to her, who then sold that photo to InTouch — so far no one will admit that they’re supposed to be on it. James Franco has flatly denied ever having had sex with Lindsay, going so far as to accuse her of stalking him at the Chateau Marmont, but everyone else has kept a sort of stunned silence. (Either that or a strong dose of shifty eyes while scooting into a car, ala Zac Efron.)

But Adam is here to change all that, by being the second guy to deny that he made the beast with two backs with LiLo. And interestingly enough, he’s doing it the same way James Franco did — on the Howard Stern Show:

Howard: By the way, you were listed on Lindsay Lohan’s sex list, that you had sex with her.

Adam: “That’s not true. I did not have sexual intercourse with Lindsay Lohan.”

Ha. Very original. Even if they didn’t have traditional sex, though, it sounds like Adam is pretty aware of getting through on a loophole, and he suspects other people are as well, since so many have been denying hooking up with her:

Adam: “That’s because I think we’re being truthful about that very specific thing. I can fucking see it on the paper, I’m getting much better at this!”

Who knows exactly what that means…but don’t worry guys! There’s still time for a quick slut-shame before dinner!

Howard: Did anybody have sex with Lindsay Lohan?”

Adam: “A lot of people probably did, I don’t know.”

Oooooookay kettle, let us know when you finish calling the pot black.

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    • Alyssa

      Why is it slut-shaming when talking about someone’s sexual history, but taking constant pot shots at the Duggars (for a purported lack of that history – call it prude-shaming) is okay? It’s a glaring double-standard.

      • Elizabeth Aspen

        Well, because the Dugger mentality is seriously harmful.

      • J_Doe5686

        That’s the extreme of the spectrum. We gotta find a happy medium.

      • JenH1986

        I don’t see much “prude shaming” just a concern that the kids aren’t being given an opportunity to have different experiences. It’s not really their choice. It’s dictated to them by their parents (after the age of majority).

      • Boe

        It isn’t different than rich kids attending an elitist private school and never knowing anyone the slightest bit different than they are. You have adulthood to do what you want with, lots of kids are sheltered in many ways.

    • Napoleon

      Replying to question about how many sexual partners she may have had is slut-shaming?

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      I will never understand what any woman could possibly find attractive about a douche like this faux-rock poser. It’s unreal how low some women will sink.

    • J_Doe5686

      That’s so out of place. He should have never add the last sentence and leave it at that.

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