Welp, I’m sorry to break it to you, Jelena deniers, but Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez aren’t even kind of hiding their “on-again” status as the reigning king and queen of vomit-inducing celebrity couples. Earlier in the week we brought you an adorable photo of Justin taking a cat nap on Selena’s shoulder while watching the world’s first movie filmed on the surface of the sun (read: he was wearing shades while watching a movie). The internet exploded in equal parts speculation and disgust, so naturally Jelena decided to troll everyone by just strolling into a public movie theater and posing for selfies with fans.
Since he was sunglasses-less, Justin is understandably perplexed at the iPhone flash, and not even the wide brim of his fedora could provide enough shade to shield his poor little eyes from the garish light. If this isn’t enough to convince you that this trainwreck is out for yet another joyride, you might want to watch this video of them being just a normal couple on a movie date with an entourage of buff men in tight shirts making sure no one tries to hijack their popcorn or shout out any spoilers for Think Like A Man 2.
The photo and video were posted to the Instagram account of, I’m assuming, the deranged fan found in the above selfie. Normally I wouldn’t use such strong adjectives to describe someone I don’t know, but this person’s account is to Instagram what Ray Finkle’s bedroom was to Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. There are… A LOT of pictures of Bieber on there. Yep, that’s the most polite thing I can muster up about it so I’ll stop while I’m ahead.
At this point, I kind of just want to send my condolences to the grandparents of Selena Gomez. I think the sweet, innocent pal of Barney The Purple Dinosaur they once knew and loved is looooooong gone. At least until they break up again next week.