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In Which Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Rub Their Rekindled Relationship In Your Face

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Welp, I’m sorry to break it to you, Jelena deniers, but Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez aren’t even kind of hiding their “on-again” status as the reigning king and queen of vomit-inducing celebrity couples.  Earlier in the week we brought you an adorable photo of Justin taking a cat nap on Selena’s shoulder while watching the world’s first movie filmed on the surface of the sun (read: he was wearing shades while watching a movie).  The internet exploded in equal parts speculation and disgust, so naturally Jelena decided to troll everyone by just strolling into a public movie theater and posing for selfies with fans.

Since he was sunglasses-less, Justin is understandably perplexed at the iPhone flash, and not even the wide brim of his fedora could provide enough shade to shield his poor little eyes from the garish light. If this isn’t enough to convince you that this trainwreck is out for yet another joyride, you might want to watch this video of them being just a normal couple on a movie date with an entourage of buff men in tight shirts making sure no one tries to hijack their popcorn or shout out any spoilers for Think Like A Man 2.

The photo and video were posted to the Instagram account of, I’m assuming, the deranged fan found in the above selfie.  Normally I wouldn’t use such strong adjectives to describe someone I don’t know, but this person’s account is to Instagram what Ray Finkle’s bedroom was to Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. There are… A LOT of pictures of Bieber on there.  Yep, that’s the most polite thing I can muster up about it so I’ll stop while I’m ahead.

At this point, I kind of just want to send my condolences to the grandparents of Selena Gomez.  I think the sweet, innocent pal of Barney The Purple Dinosaur they once knew and loved is looooooong gone. At least until they break up again next week.

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  • Nbl

    Three things. First, A+ on the Ace Ventura reference. Great way to describe insanity. Second, what the hell is Bieber wearing? I think my aunt has a shirt like that, only nicer. And last, does anyone else notice that whenever Bieber gets in trouble there are suddenly a bunch of pictures of these two together? His team found a great way to distract his fans from his behavior.

  • TeneshaPigford

    I do not know that both two sides include selena and Justin may be truth and false.
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  • fantasymother

    I have a funny feeling they may be the only two people on earth who can tolerate each other.

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  • Lila West

    Ah, I love this site, the collision of sass, sarcasm and brutal truth brings tears to my eyes. Honestly she’s a poison. She clings onto him and then let’s go when he starts to act out. Real love is in fact UNCONDITIONAL. and not only when s(he) is doing well And or are being liked and not followed by negativity. If she’s such a saint why doesn’t she lend him a hand out of the lions den, instead of yelling down if he’s fine, and can still sing. Lets not forget he is her golden ticket to not being irrelevant and doing shows in Vegas that old pervs attend. he’s only her favourite when she realizes no one else wants her pathetic ass during her copious attempts to move on. Really love, get married to the guy who’ll have you, sweet Nick Jonas didn’t even want to deal with your psychotic episodes. We’ll just wait patiently for Biebes to realize he’s been strung along on his ride of fame, and she will suck him dry until he’s no longer seen as sane and no one wants him. I see it coming already. She’ll take and then leave and he’ll “retire” and no longer heard from. Just look at her ex’s. .. where are they… washed out used to be awesome stars.

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