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Just When You Think Kanye Couldn’t Get Anymore Kanye, He Says He Wants To Redesign Instagram

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Kanye West has been abroad this week for the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity, because Kanye’s middle name is Creativity. Kreativity, more likely. His latest creative idea? A redesign of Instagram. Yes, just when you thought Kanye had reached his ridiculousness limit, he goes and offers his unrequested, un-cared-about opinion about why Instagram needs to change.

Kanye apparently even approached CEO Kevin Systrom about it. And I’m sure Mr. Systrom really considered his offer seriously… on Opposite Day:

“Why don’t you let us redo Instagram? Now, you know, Instagram is nice. It’s nice looking — I’m not knocking it. But in general, everyone spends all of their time looking at their screens or their phones. And just as a simple task, we could clean that up.”

Anyone else read that in the same tone of voice as his “I’mma let you finish” moment? “Yo Instagram, I’mma let you finish, but my brain has some of the best ideas of all time!” He’s just a rapper who likes to dabble… in sticking his nose into things he has no expertise in. Oh but of course Kanye has plenty of expertise in photography, since he spent those four exhausting days overseeing the editing of one photo from his wedding before it could go on Instagram. Those flowers won’t turn the perfect shade of white on their own, you know.

Kanye West, man. Just… Kanye West. What’s up with him? Was he created in a lab for the specific purpose of conmusing the general public? (Conmusing is my combo word for confusing and amusing. I’m thinking about making T-shirts.) Everything out of his mouth sounds like it’s part of an SNL sketch. I’m pretty sure the phrase “caricature of himself” was created by someone who traveled to the future, watched Kanye for five minutes, and figured we better be prepared with the right words to describe him when he finally got around to existing.

You can reach this post's author, Jill O’Rourke, on twitter.
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  • Alexis Rhiannon

    Do you think he thinks Instagram is his house? And that he’s just asking to remodel it?

    • Jenni

      Do you think he knows he’s not God?

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      How dare you.

  • Elizabeth Aspen

    As much as I detest this character and hope he ends up paralyzed someday just so he could understand the concept of humbleness, I am absolutely fascinated with his delusional narcissism. He strikes me as the kind of guy who passes by a mirror and goes, ‘Hey, boo’ and floats himself a big, wet kiss. He is endlessly entertaining, only not in the way of his chosen profession.

  • Michael Dus

    #cracker #gaijin #infidel #kanyewest is a n***** … uppity shiftless people who grin a lot in order to lure in unsuspecting individuals under the guise of a friendly grin in order to make them drop their guard sos they can take advantage of that individual’s #trust

    you a p.didley MUG just like p.diddyless and Dr. Dre…you think they gonna put the truth in the #NWA #MOVIE of why #DRE and #EZE had a falling apart…that #DRDRE rapes little boyz….that is probably why he likes #EMINEM so much…. #cutelittlewhiteass

    ; #jackass