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Just A Reminder That Jason Biggs’ Wife Once Got Him A Hooker For His Birthday

Jason Biggs and his wife Jenny Mollen attending a Cavaliers Lakers game January 2014I don’t know what you’re up to today, but I feel the need to remind you that some people’s lives are different than ours. Namely Jason Biggs‘, because he lives in a world where wives sometimes order their husbands prostitutes. Just ’cause.

This is a piece of information I didn’t have as I binge-watched Jason on season two of Orange Is The New Black for the past few weeks, but now I’m aware of it, I can never look at it quite the same. It was brought back to my attention because Jason’s wife, Jenny Mollen, is currently doing publicity for her book, I Like You Just The Way I Am, in which she apparently tells this story. But when the panelists of The View had her on to promote it, she shied away from the story, presumably because iiiiiit’s daytime television and they don’t get a lot of hooker stories round about those parts.

But luckily, even though she wouldn’t share the tale with them, she did share it a few years ago, in a 2011 article for The Smoking Jacket. She wanted to get them a prostitute in order to spice up their marriage, and considering it took her three separate tries over one weekend to accomplish, it was far from just a whim.

Ultimately, they got set up with Keisha, a very professional call girl with torpedo-like breasts who charged $600 to fellate a be-condomed Jason for a while, until Jenny took over and he eventually got flaccid. At which point they all lounged nude or semi-nude on the bed, telling tales and singing songs, which Jenny says somehow had the desired affect on their sex life.

YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY.

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  • Elizabeth Aspen

    Disgusting. I’m giving away my copy of Eight Below now.

  • wispy

    creep-fucking-fest.

  • Valerie

    I really don’t enjoy them at all.

  • Nbl

    Ummm…. Uhhhh…. I got nothing.