We Have Video Proof That Jelena Is Back Together, So Prepare Your Gag Reflexes

Selena Gomez gazing at Justin Bieber in Instagram photo January 2014You needed a little downer in your day, right? I think that’s what I overheard you saying just now over by the office watercooler, yes? Well here it is, the form of video proof that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are indeed back together. (Cue the chorus of sighs.)

There were already a ton of warning signs across the internet that this calamity had taken place YET AGAIN, but we didn’t want to believe it. We saw the the Instagram photo that Justin posted of the two of them with a caption saying their love was unconditional, because we were holding out hope that since he deleted it, they’d already broken up again. Even when Taylor Swift was giving up on Selena because she’s her own worst enemy, we still had our fingers crossed that this was all a vicious rumor, designed to ruin our day.

But it wasn’t. And now we have proof. And not just any proof — video proof. It comes from the Instagram account of Khalil, a friend of Justin’s with whom he once shared a teat (aka very good friends) and it shows the two of them hanging out and dancing at the birthday party of someone named Alfredo Flores. Selena is the one in the white dress standing next to Justin. (We know it’s him because he’s wearing sunglasses at night like some kind of idiot.)

SELENA. C’mon girl! Isn’t that the guy who made your metaphorical hymen seal back up in a combination of disgust and religious fervor? Isn’t he why you set fire to your own Instagram, creating the verb ‘to Gomez’ to describe that thing where you inexplicably unfollow everyone in your feed?

All that and you’re really just gonna dance next to him like it’s NBD? I’m surprised at you girl…just not that surprised. I’ll be napping on the veranda, so just call me when you guys break up again. Try to give me at least fifteen minutes, if you don’t mind.

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    • Alana Vincenza

      Barffffffffffff

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I told you to prepare!

    • Rachel

      I need Selena to love herself!

    • Anonism

      Even after this I still want to believe that selena only came with the toddler to change his diapers and scold him for still awake even after curfew… Is that wrong to delude yourself? :(

      • Napoleon

        I didn’t know babies could change each other’s diapers

      • Anonism

        That.. was awfully right… Now I’m worry about selena’s grow sprout, especially her COMMON SENSE :’(

        btw, i just realized that the alfredo guy reaaally look like my friend :p

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      She must have really low self-esteem. I don’t know why, but all these pretty girls seem to.

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    • Lily Savage

      Super blurry cryptic Instagrams are sooo hot rana.

    • Birk

      Never underestimate young love.. Or women who keep going back for the dickriding. Which there are so many as most guys can tell you. Bad boys have long been chased after by females and it will continue to happen .. Ask women why “bad boys” are so irresistible or look at a back issue of Cosmo which frequently has the headlines along the lines of “bad boys and why we love them”.. Justin Bieber is a teen/young adult version of the bad boy or “douchebag” that young females find so exciting because he seems to have no boundries and gets away with everything.

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