Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Hanging Out Of This Shirt

Kim Kardashian boobs shirt New York City June 2014

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Kim Kardashian possesses boobs! If you were uncertain about their existence before, even after she let them enjoy Bonnaroo through some kind of shirt stocking, there really won’t be any doubt in your mind after you see her in the shirt she wore out and about in New York City yesterday. In broad daylight. While pushing her daughter North West in a stroller. In front of paparazzi.

Yep. Those are definitely breasts. Of the female variety. And this doesn’t appear to be some wardrobe malfunction in which her buttons caught on something and came undone. Pretty sure that’s some very intentional boobage. Kim was apparently dropping North off at home before heading out to dinner. Ah, that explains it. Clearly Kim decided it was finally time to reward those hard-working girls for all the breastfeeding they did, so she was like, “Hey you two, let me treat you to a fancy dinner, on me.” Then her boobs were like, “Aw shucks Kim, you spoil us.” And Kim was like, “You so deserve it. Stop selling yourselves short.” So Kim found her best open-to-the-belly-button blouse and let them have a girls’ night out.

That’s really the only explanation, unless Kim has decided to join the #FreeTheNipple campaign. I don’t think that’s not the case, though. I mean, I can definitely hear those areolae threatening to make an appearance, but they seem pretty intentionally silenced under there. I think this is Kim’s own personal #FreeTheRestOfTheBoob campaign, and she’s really making a statement.

Little North’s gotta be pretty sick of that view, though, wouldn’t you think? “Ugh, these two again,” she probably scoffed from her stroller. “I’m a whole year old now. Can’t we just part ways? Don’t worry, I have your contact information. We’ll stay in touch. I just need some space right now, okay? Oh stop, don’t be like that. I enjoyed our time together, but I’m an independent baby now.”

(Photo: TS, PacificCoastNews)

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    • Guest

      Do Americans not have regular strollers? I only ever see kids in their carseats.

      • LadyClodia

        A lot of strollers are designed or modifiable to accommodate a carseat. It’s far easier to get a carseat out and snap it into a stroller base. Plus, a lot of the newer and very expensive strollers just look like carseats, especially because they face the carer. I’ve heard some people equate having your baby facing away from you in a regular stroller to neglecting the child, which is crazy. My babies saw me all day long, and when they were in their strollers they were happy that they got to see the world.

      • CMJ

        uh. yes.

    • AnnH

      If I was paying the money Kim K puts into her surgeon’s pocket, I too would be a show off.

    • Myndee

      That child is not in that stroller. She would have yanked that blanket off, that child would want to see the outside world. And Kim needs to put a shirt on and stop acting 15, you’re a mom now so start acting like it!

      • Elizabeth Aspen

        But she’s not a real mom, she’s a celebrity mom. That means ten nannies are actually raising the kid and North is just a celebrity accessory. Since when do celebrities actually care about their own children? If they did, they’d act like adults.

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      So desperate. How sad for that kid that one day she’ll see and read everything about her horrible parents – the sex tape, the Taylor Swift ambush, re-runs of that awful show, all the articles about guys bragging they banged Kim. Kids want parents they can be proud of. God, what shame this child is going to feel someday.

    • MargaretRLavallee

      I mean, I can definitely hear those areolae threatening to make an appearance, but they seem pretty intentionally silenced under there. I think this is Kim’s own personal #FreeTheRestOfTheBoob campaign, and she’s really making a statement.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Unrelated, but why doesn’t she always do her hair like that?

      • Jill O’Rourke

        She has hair?

      • Alexis Rhiannon


      • Jenny

        Right?? She should totally get a bob or something.

    • Guest

      Kim Kardashian will never be a soccer mom. Not that I’m her biggest fan, but she’s got the goods, so more power to her.

    • mich_nicole

      breast feed? HA. no way in hell she breast feeds.

    • bianca

      I’m not a regular mom I’m a cool mom

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Perfect response.

    • fantasymother

      Years ago, SNL did a skit about the mall “Tape Store.” All kinds of tape, anything you might need.

      I just realized they were ahead of their time. There’s probably one on Rodeo Drive.

    • Hail Victory

      What a disgusting mudshark.

    • Hail Victory

      Yeah, I said “mudshark”. Google it.

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    • Mikala Jayatilaka

      This kind of seems a lot like high-school level slut shaming to me, and adds little to the dialogue about femininity, being a mother and how a person chooses to fulfil those roles. Yes, Kardashian has been put/puts herself in the spotlight and is perhaps worthy of criticism as such. But a headline such as “boobs hanging out” is incredibly misogynistic and seems like it belongs in a magazine that objectifies women, and not a website such as this that ever so occasionally holds itself out as feminist yet constantly engages in the denigration and objectification of women. I know I’m late to post a comment on a post from two weeks ago, but this post is incredibly crass, and the headline just offensive.

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