Justin Bieber And Chris Brown Are Making An Album Together The World A Worse Place

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I think I might have been wrong about Justin Bieber and Chris Brown, you guys. I always said that they’d proven without a doubt that they didn’t deserve their success or to ever have a relationship with another human, but now I’m realizing I misstated, but just barely: they absolutely and without a doubt deserve each other.

Which is great, because they’re collaborating on making the world a worse place! Or making music…? I forget which, but as far as these two are concerned, those things aren’t mutually exclusive. Even when they’re making it ‘all about the art’, they still manage to find time to get arrested and destroy public property and get accused of assault, so it’s all gravy, baby!

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Bieber and Breezy announced said collaboration via Justin’s Instagram, which is the best and only way to get your music taken seriously, y’know? Justin posted the following photo yesterday with the caption ‘Studio, me and CB did 1 for the fans.’

Oh man, I can tell things have gotten really serious between these two, because Justin already has Chris all decked out in a bucket hat. You know it’s real when they’re both dressing like babies together. There’s been no official announcement from either one of them about what this project is, but given that they’re in a studio, it’s a fair guess that they’re working on music. (Or maybe a painting! That’s something else you do in a studio.)

But regardless, the only advice I can give is that they record it quickly, because there’s no guarantee that either one of them can last the week without getting dragged behind bars, y’know? That’s just common sense.

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    • Olivia Wilson

      I like how he says they “did 1 for the fans” because literally who else would it be for?

      Also, that GIF of Justin is just so gross to me for some reason.

      • Lily

        I really want to know how many tweens/fans were clamoring for a Chris Brown/Justin Bieber collaboration

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        All estimates are holding steady at zero.

      • Anonism

        Unless tween who just reach their puberty and literally screaming “JELENA TOGETHER, MATCH MADE IN HEAVAH” and jerks who think bullying is acceptable.

      • Birk

        Well then I guess you will be crying in your soup when this single drops and becomes a huge hit then?

      • Samantha Escobar

        *Every GIF of Justin is just so gross to me.

        (Fixed that for ya.)

      • Olivia Wilson

        All better now.

    • CMJ
      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Wake me when it’s over.

    • Samantha Escobar

      WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

      Wait, I do know why: because horrible people attract one another because not-so-horrible people refuse to work with them.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        They’re magnets of horrible-ness.

    • M_G

      This is it, isn’t it? This is the ushering in of the end of days, right? First this, then Jim Bob Duggar gets a Prince Albert, then the Earth is swallowed whole into perpetual darkness? Sigh. Oh well…..we all had a good run, didn’t we?

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    • Birk

      This is gonna be a huge banger, with both Beliebers and Chris Brown’s fans lining up to buy the single. They have been good friends for years, and obviously Chris knows that Justin is no racist and is publicly supporting him, further giving Justin cred in the urban music industry.. A music industry that does not turn it’s back on artists that have criminal records, gang ties or anything else that white America would find distasteful. In fact street cred is expected of most artists in the urban music industry by fans. This track is being looked forward to by both fan bases and will be the 3rd collaboration by Chris and Justin. So for those who are too “dainty” and easily offended by this collaboration, it’s best you go back to your knitting and stamp collecting and crank up the latest Disney approved music artists for your listening pleasure.

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