Open Thread: What Are Good Rules For A Game Of Thrones Drinking Game?

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The Game Of Thrones finale is this Sunday, so you know what my next question is gonna be — who is hosting the viewing party? And more importantly, what are we doing for the drinking game?

You see, some of us only have HBOGo, so we’d have to wait until 11:00pm to start suffering through an hour of buffering with the rest of the peons. So if you have it coming through on a genuwine television screen, why not suck it up and invite me over? I’ll bring the drinking game! We here at Crushable have a ton of experience writing them, because the ones we made up for the Golden Globes and the Oscars were guaranteed to get you super…award-winning. (Read: drunk.)

Except…the only thing is…I haven’t totally thought of it yet. But the best drinking games are group projects, so I’m hoping you guys can help me out. The only thing I ask is that there are no spoilers from people who’ve read the books, just so that this post is safe for everyone who’s seen up to episode nine in the TV show. Then once we have enough answers, our weekend editor will put them together into a post, and we’ll all get sloppy together. ‘Valar mozugon’, y’know? That’s High Valyrian for ‘all men must drink’, which I know because I’m a nerd and just looked it up.

And in honor of that, I’ll present the first rule, just to get us started:

  • Take one drink every time someone speaks in High Valyrian, or two drinks if you don’t recognize the language and someone calls you out on it.

And now it’s all you guys! Have at it!

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    • Alana Vincenza

      Drink when Jon Snow knows nothing, drink when Dany looks like she really wants to get into Daario Naharis’ pants, drink if you miss Prince Oberyn, finish your drink if Gendry shows up at any point.

      • Samantha Escobar

        YESSSS.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Oh my god, drinking whenever Jon Snow knows nothing would leave you completely shit-wasted.

    • Samantha Escobar

      - Take a sip every time Jon Snow squints. It is very often, so make them small sips unless you want to get tanked.

      - Take a drink every time Tywin Lannister puts himself and his wealth above his family’s wellbeing.

      - Take a shot if anybody’s ex-lover shows up (namely Shay).

      - Take a shot if Arya kills somebody. High five everyone around you.

      - Take a drink every time Daenerys says something that belongs in an AIM profile (this is harder to determine, though).

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME.

    • SmarterPrimate

      Love this!
      - drink whenever Jorah tries to change Dany’s mind about something.
      - drink whenever Sam looks confused/sad/afraid.
      - drink when Littlefinger makes his “Rapey Uncle” face.
      - drink anytime you think Sansa deserves a punch to the throat.
      - drink whenever Tyrion rolls his eyes, or expresses his disdain in any other non-vocal way.

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