Zac Efron Is ‘Shopping’ For A New Girlfriend, Which Is A Totally Straight Thing To Do

Zac Efron pointing and saying 'it is' GIFAre you ready for the straightest sentence you’ll ever hear in your life? Zac Efron is apparently ‘shopping’ for a new girlfriend right now. And just in case that didn’t drive the point home, he also has a ‘wish list’, just like every other run-of-the-mill heterosexual male.

Zac has been linked to women like Lily Collins and Imogen Poots by the rumor mill, but the only person he’s spent any significant time with relationship-wise is Vanessa Hudgens, whom he dated from 2005, when they met on the set of High School Musicalto 2010, when they broke up. At which point Zac apparently needed like four years to get over her and start looking for a new beard…I mean girlfriend. Sorry about that, my fingers just typed it out all on their own.

But beard or no, according to a source with Radar Online, Zac is aiming significantly higher this time around.

“Zac has compiled a ‘wish list’ of eligible women – and Eva Mendes heads the list. Zac wants to date someone who’s not intimidated by fame and who can challenge him intellectually.”

And when I said ‘aiming higher’, I meant ‘AIMING THE HIGHEST’. For, like, the most attractive human lady on the planet, who just got done dating Ryan Gosling, and is fourteen years older than you. C’mon bro. More realistically, he also has his eyes on Lea Michele, Katy Perry, and Selena Gomez.

“Zac also has always had a huge crush on Rihanna, apparently, but her partying habit rules her out for anything long-term.”

Yeah, that’s the reason you can’t get with Rihanna. Honestly dude, Selena Gomez might be vaguely within your league, so you should focus on that. But if I could give you one more piece of advice? Find a word for ‘looking for a girlfriend’ that doesn’t sound like you’re gonna head down to the Beard Factory and wear your purchase out of the store, yeah? Thanks.

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    • lauren

      your source is radar online….

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Yes, I noticed that as well, which is why I mentioned it and linked to them.

      • Firecrotch

        She’s trying to say they have no credibility. She’s an obsessed Zac fan. Ignore her she needs help.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Aren’t we all obsessed Zac fans, though? I mean, have you SEEN him shirtless?

      • lauren

        do you really take someone seriously with the name firecrotch with blank profile pic and tends to look at other peoples lives and etc?

      • lauren

        coming from the name firecrotch,you need to mind your own business and life??? do you generally believe everything you read online huh?

    • Olivia Wilson

      He’s got a solid shot with at least one of them.

    • Mai Linh Phan Le

      Zac, forget them all! I’m here for you and gladly be your girlfriend/beard!

    • Napoleon

      “Zac wants to date someone who’s not intimidated by fame and who can challenge him intellectually.”

      Is Zac Efron some sort of secret scholar? Did he even graduate from high school?

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Hahaha good call.

    • Caroline

      Not entirely comfortable with speculating someone’s sexuality based upon, well, nothing; referring to anything as a “totally straight thing to do,” while not entertaining, also happens to reinforce heteronormative stereotypes. No thanks

      • name

        you know what else reinforces heteronormative stereotypes? Playing straight when you’re gay coz it gets you much more cash.

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