Taylor Swift Says Selena Gomez Is Her Own Worst Enemy, Justin Bieber Is A Close Second

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Over the past several months, we’ve watched Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez’s beautiful best friendship crumble in front of our very eyes. First there was the tongue thing and then there was the whole cheating thing and now there’s the lost soul thing. Yeah, that’s right. According to sources, Taylor Swift’s written Selena Gomez off as a lost soul. Which is worse than being written off as a flake, but slightly better than being written off as a former Barney star. I think. Jury might still be out on that one.

According to our own best friends over at Hollywood Life, Taylor’s pretty sure that Selena’s screwing over herself and her career by continuing to date Justin Bieber.

“Taylor is completely baffled that Selena has yet again taken Justin back. She thinks that Selena is a lost soul and nothing will make her realize how bad Justin is until she no longer has a career. Taylor is convinced that this relationship has and will ruin her health and life but she is finished with trying to help, she feels like she has tried enough and it hasn’t worked.”

While we’re usually pretty skeptical about anonymous sources at NewYorkTimes.com/Crushable, we’re willing to trust this one. Mostly because everything Justin Bieber touches these days turns to shit. No really, the second Scooter Braun says Justin Bieber’s name, he instantly transforms into a diarrhea-clogged toilet. Basically he’s like a poor man’s King Midas. Or to put it more positively, a rich man’s food poisoning. Now that I think about it, Justin Bieber might be the closest thing we have to human salmonella. And sadly he’s infecting Selena Gomez, who seems to be on a downward spiral.

So for the first time ever, I will openly take Taylor Swift’s side and say that Selena Gomez is indeed a lost soul and that there’s nothing she can to help her. Except, maybe, and this is a big maybe, write a song about it. And by write a song, I obviously mean get the Biebs deported to Canada. After all, it’s 2014. Taylor Swift song jokes are out and Justin Bieber deportation petitions are in.

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    • Papillon

      “Basically he’s like a poor man’s King Midas. Or to put it more positively, a rich man’s food poisoning. Now that I think about it, Justin Bieber might be the closest thing we have to human salmonella.”

      I think…I think you’re my goddess.

      • Jenni

        I prefer being your Scooter Braun, but I’ll take goddess.

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    • Michel92

      Jenni–writer of this brilliant article… All I can say is —Thank You!!!!

    • Chee Cheong

      I feel that it’s almost an insult to Taylor Swift to put her in the same
      line with Justin Bieber.

      One is a well respected singer songwriter who is professional in her
      work, a top selling artist, a chart topper and a philanthropist.

      And the other will only be remembered as a tabloid and gossip
      headliner…..and a prize muppet.

      Make a guess whose name history is going to remember?

      • Michel92

        I agree, Chee. Gossip sites like to add the name “Taylor Swift” to these Selena/Bieber stories just because it brings in more readers. This article uses Hollywood Life as their source, but that site is known for fabricating articles. It’s wrong. Swift has been touring Asia to sold out crowds. She’s a huge talent with no connection to sny of this Bieber nonsense.

    • Chee Cheong

      Yes Michel, I’m deeply convinced that history will judge Taylor well….
      and she will be among the legends in music (if she is not one already)

    • AlarTruve

      This whole Selena-Taylor feud thing is so ridiculously made up….from the start. There has never beeb any problems between them. Just 2 big stars with busy lives. They may have drifted apart a little (like it happens in lots of friendships) but i am 100% sure they are still on good terms.

      • Lin

        I seriously don’t consider Selena as a “big” star. I mean if you compare her
        with Taylor Swift or Lady Gaga just to name a few, there is really no
        comparison in whatever way you want. Those are the real monster artists in
        music.

        The only reason why Selena is still in the news and making headlines is because of her tabloid news with bieber…..and she knows it.

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    • ugly squinty

      I think taylors just jealoius that she hasnt been in a loving relationship and thats why shes breaking jelena up. she should learn to mind her own fucking buisness and not be a jealous slut. jelena forever <3 justin loves selena thats why taylor cant digest anymore hahahaha

      • stop it think of the children

        Um can you really call justin and selena a ‘loving relationship.’ i mean, he’s sending her on a downward spiral and all her friends are concerned for her. Also, nice slut shaming you’ve got going on there. Not like the whole ‘Taylor Swift dates too many people’ joke is overused or anything

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    • Birk

      Taylor Swift needs to get her own man.. Oh right! None of them could stand to be around her for long and dumped her ass.. Women like that and their supporters have the nerve to wonder why they are alone.. Justin and Selena are in the midst of young love and with that comes the passion, intensity and at times insane moments. I take it the majority of the losers in life on here who disagree with their relationship are miserable and alone like Taylor Swift is, and they themselves have never experienced young love.

      • Lin

        Look who’s talking !
        LOL

    • keller

      Taylors just jealous btw which idiot wrote this article

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