For us, this wedding was a one-day thing, and now that it’s over, we can sit back quietly and watch as the newlyweds hop from country to country in a desperate quest never to be in the same room while not on vacation until everything goes up in smoke, seventy-two days or so from now. But for North, that was just the first day of the rest of her life as the daughter of a very married Kimye, and you can see that awareness ALL OVER her face in these new photos of the wedding.
Actually, come to think of it, I’ve never seen a picture of little Nori where she doesn’t look positively vexed. Ever. With the percentage of time that Kimye is out of the country, plus the number of times that Kim changes her clothes in a day, I’m wondering if maybe she just doesn’t recognize the blurry shapes who keep wanting to hold her every time a camera comes around. But she doesn’t have the power of words yet, so all she can do is use her eyes to communicate ‘NO HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY STOP THE WEDDING’. Kim’s dress tried to help, but it was already too late.
Even in that group shot, she’s raising her hand as if to be called on, but everyone in the bridal party is too busy glaring at Kanye to pay attention to her. Honestly thought, guys, what is taking place in this picture. We have a literal hand-on-hip from Kendall Jenner, side-eye from Kylie, raised eyebrows from Kourtney Kardashian, pursed lips from Khloe, and an eerie stoicism from Kris Jenner and her breasts, like the calm before the storm.
AND THIS WAS RIGHT AFTER THE WEDDING. How is everyone already so heated? We should have heeded your call, North. I don’t know how we’ll ever make it up to you.