If this post comes out as gibberish, please excuse me. I’m busy trying to catch my ovaries, which have escaped my body and are currently bouncing around the room in excitement. They really were not prepared for this photo of Jimmy Fallon and his 10-month-old baby daughter Winnie Fallon wearing matching suits on the cover of People magazine. Matching. Suits. Suits. That are matching. And one is baby-sized. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The concept of a baby wearing a suit is amazing enough. Suits are for big people. Therefore when a baby wears one it’s like, “Hey silly baby, that’s not for you.” But when that hilarious and adorable suit is the same one worn by said baby’s father — who also happens to be hilarious and adorable himself – and when that baby also has a pink flower in her hair and a little baby finger in her mouth… it’s simply too much for me. I don’t know how I survived this.
In the issue, Jimmy talks about his experience being a father, and as usual he’s gushing and sweet and just the best. He says this has been “the craziest year of my life,” but he’s of course enjoying it:
“I didn’t think it was going to be this fun,” he says. “But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life. I never knew I could be this happy, and that’s the truth.”
This, coupled with the cover photo, is causing me to grow permanent heart eyes, which is quite the conundrum since how am I supposed to see the cover in question if my eyes are hearts?! And on top of that, Jimmy is going to spend Father’s Day at Disney World. Could they get any cuter? Oh right, they did that time Jimmy dressed Winnie up like a turkey for Thanksgiving. Do you think this is a game, Fallon?
(Photo: People via E!)