Kimye Went On A Second Honeymoon, Trying To Delay The Actually Being Married Part

Kim Kardashian I have no idea what I'm doing GIFCelebrities, they’re just like us! When they don’t get what they wanted out of the first honeymoon, they order up a second one, just like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West did when they jetted off to Mexico less than a month after getting back from Ireland.

But let’s be honest, guys, Kanye really did biff it on the destination selection, so it’s only fair that they’d have a redo. If you’re really gonna make reservations for Kim Kardashian to go on a tour of Trinity College, you’re gonna have to balance that out with some beach-lounging and margarita, and we both know it. Even though Kim did refuse to go on that particular education-based excursion in order to see two movies in one day, she got dangerously close to actually learning something, so she needs exposure to sunshine and tequila post haste.

And by right away, I really do mean right away. It was less than two weeks after they returned from Ireland that Kimye packed up for Punta Mita, Mexico, to celebrate Kanye’s birthday. TWO WEEKS, you guys. For most of us, that’s the length of the vacation itself, if we’re lucky enough to get more than a week off from work. For Kimye, that’s the amount of time in between vacations. Man, if these two have this much trouble holding still around one another this early in their marriage, it doesn’t bode super well for them getting past the seventy-two day mark.

Oh and by the way, where is North in all this? We know she wasn’t invited to Honeymoon Round 1, but did she make it to Round 2, or is she just sitting home alone in Kris Jenner‘s mansion, waiting for the day when her parents decide to stay in one place long enough that she can memorize their faces?

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    • Myndee

      And no one outside the Kardashian circle thinks it’s strange they don’t spend time with their daughter, or that Kayne doesn’t spend much time with Kim? Wasn’t he in NYC last week alone? What’s the point of being married if you’re never going to be in the same state?

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    • emma

      But, didn’t they got married less than three weeks ago? There hasn’t been enought time to do all that stuff. With that speed , the divorce will come sooner than we thought

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    • Elizabeth

      She returned to L.A. from their honeymoon alone. He stayed in New York, and later this year, he will be touring again. I am assuming she is going with him, or maybe not. They seem to enjoy being in countries thousands of kilometres apart. I was watching their show–the series during her pregnancy–and he was never there. Scott was the one going with her to CPR classes, assembling a pram, and helping out. Kanye was working on his album in Paris. If I had complained of pain during my pregnancy, I would expect the father of the child to at least be there to offer comfort and emotional support.

      When her OB decided that North had to come out, he had to fly in from wherever he was. I am not sure how this marriage will work. They do not spend much time with their daughter or each other. She spent more time chasing behind him after the baby’s birth. I cannot count the number of pictures of her in airports around the world without her new baby. I guess Kimmy has never heard of formative years or maternal deprivation. When that child does not securely attach to her or him, they will have problems.

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